Music Banter - Your Day

He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet. Been to Vegas for work more times than I can remember. Wanna date a stripper you are into? Spend her whole routine looking her in the face. Then when she comes over, tell her what beautiful eyes she has (as long as you are being honest).

Charm 101.

*stares at stripper for an hour, then appears behind her in the bathroom*

Chula: "I LIKE YOUR EYES."

Stripper: "Woah, what the fuck? Get the hell out!"

Chula: "BUT I LIKE YOUR EYES."

Stripper: "Security!"

Chula: "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?"

OccultHawk

05-07-2018 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947997)

I hope you young bucks are taking notes.

Chula Vista

05-07-2018 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1948002)

When during your decades of marriage did you seduce a stripper?

Was separated for almost a year back in 1986. Remember? You were the one that advised me not to post the exploits after I first joined here.

And it's 'charmed' a stripper.

Frownland

05-07-2018 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1947997)

He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet.

All that this tells me is that you were sheltered and ignorant when you were my age. Is that an accurate assumption?

OccultHawk

05-07-2018 06:46 PM

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One of the odder put downs I've ever received.

It’s not a put down. I’m saying in my case it was a cool as **** human being I paid (in Korean currency, since that’s where I was)

OccultHawk

05-07-2018 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1948003)

He said “when she comes over”

Joke fail

Oriphiel

05-07-2018 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1948012)

He said “when she comes over”

Joke fail

Nah, he was actually being an unreliable narrator with that part. He was waiting for her in the bathroom all along.

Subtlety fail. Go watch The Shining again.