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Chula Vista · 05-07-2018, 07:33 PM

You pay a pro and you're gonna get laid. Buy dinner and drinks and make for a bunch of laughter and honest compliments, and the outcome will be less fake and much more sincere.

CHURCH.

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

In other words: I'm an idiot.

He’s the one that thinks it’s ridiculous to charm a hooker. You were talking about respecting her profession and her as a person. That’s the ****ing truth.

**Frownland** · 05-07-2018, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

You pay a pro and you're gonna get laid. Buy dinner and drinks and make for a bunch of laughter and compliments, and the outcome will be less fake and much more sincere.

CHURCH.

Yay! Good work Chules.

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

You pay a pro and you're gonna get laid. Buy dinner and drinks and make for a bunch of laughter and honest compliments, and the outcome will be less fake and much more sincere.

CHURCH.

I’ve never seen anyone church themselves before. I like it.

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Yay! Good work Chules.

Don’t hate. Learn.

The Batlord · 05-07-2018, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He’s the one that thinks it’s ridiculous to charm a hooker. You were talking about respecting her profession and her as a person. That’s the ****ing truth.

I'll respect her by not paying in Canadian money.

**Frownland** · 05-07-2018, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He’s the one that thinks it’s ridiculous to charm a hooker. You were talking about respecting her profession and her as a person. That’s the ****ing truth.

Nah, I'm the one who doesn't take Chula's bragadocious posts seriously.

Chula Vista · 05-07-2018, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

He’s the one that thinks it’s ridiculous to charm a hooker. You were talking about respecting her profession and her as a person. That’s the ****ing truth.

He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet. Been to Vegas for work more times than I can remember. Wanna date a stripper you are into? Spend her whole routine looking her in the face. Then when she comes over, tell her what beautiful eyes she has (as long as you are being honest).

Charm 101.

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'll respect her by not paying in Canadian money.

I’ve hired a hooker. Have you?

The Batlord · 05-07-2018, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

He's a child. What do you expect? The real world has not been in his grasp yet. Been to Vegas for work more times than I can remember. Wanna date a stripper you are into? Spend her whole routine looking her in the face. Then when she comes over, tell her what beautiful eyes she has (as long as you are being honest).

Charm 101.

When during your decades of marriage did you seduce a stripper?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’ve hired a hooker. Have you?

One of the odder put downs I've ever received.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	You pay a pro and you're gonna get laid. Buy dinner and drinks and make for a bunch of laughter and honest compliments, and the outcome will be less fake and much more sincere. CHURCH. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”