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Old 05-07-2018, 04:23 PM   #50721 (permalink)
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Keep it positive son. A hard dick hasn’t got time to hate.
What about hate fucking?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:25 PM   #50722 (permalink)
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What about hate fucking?
That’s not a thing.
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:26 PM   #50723 (permalink)
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Hate ****s are the best way to get back at your dad for not loving you enough
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:28 PM   #50724 (permalink)
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I'm just assuming that this is nonsense. Either that or Chula is in the closet but can't handle it so he forces himself to be asexual.
Dude, I'm about to turn 58 at the end of the month, have BPH (look it up), E.D. (don't worry, all you studs will join the club someday), and have gotten laid at least 15 billion times (best estimate is over 4,000X).

I'm totally cool if my rodeo days are over.
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:28 PM   #50725 (permalink)
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Hard as a rock at the ready in Florida!

Your dad will hate me.
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:30 PM   #50726 (permalink)
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That’s not a thing.
Hate ****ing is ****ing awesome! The scene in A History of Violence nailed it.
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:31 PM   #50727 (permalink)
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I seem to remember your dad being inadequate. Why don't you hop on a plane and I'll cold cock you at the terminal.
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:35 PM   #50728 (permalink)
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I'm totally cool if my rodeo days are over.
I will put this on my life: Your rodeo days ain’t over. That new rig is a pussy machine, son. Don’t let Batlord’s frustration get you in the wrong frame of mind. I take some crazy old folk pills too. And Little Hawk ain’t what he used to be. But he’ll stand. And stay standing until the job is done. You’re in those patient long lasting years. You got the power. She will explode. Billions and billions even. Strictly dickly my man. Strictly dickly. **** I’m getting hard just thinking about all the pussy you’re going to tear up. Proud of you in advance son.
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:39 PM   #50729 (permalink)
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I seem to remember your dad being inadequate. Why don't you hop on a plane and I'll cold cock you at the terminal.
Yeah

**** batty first. I don’t mind girl. Take all you need bat. Get your fill son. You deserve it! If it ain’t her then play for her mom. Then her grandma. Just get it.

Bats getting laid!!!!

**** yeah!
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:43 PM   #50730 (permalink)
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**** batty first. I don’t mind girl. Take all you need bat. Get your fill son. You deserve it! If it ain’t her then play for her mom. Then her grandma. Just get it.

Bats getting laid!!!!

**** yeah!
Uh... yeah, thanks...
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