Not unless I get around to it before it gets hot. **** $40 or whatever it costs.

I don’t have a garage and **** if I’m climbing on those fire ant hills in that mosquito pitch. Then you either got to take the old oil somewhere or sneak and dump it in a sewer.

Or leave it at the door of the local Jiffy Lube well after closing, or before, opening hours.

$40 < $14 x every 3K miles?

Buys a lot of cigarettes.

That 3K Miles bull**** is bull****. My odometer is broken anyway. Plus I don’t smoke tobacco

The 70s are over

i don't understand

i'm even more confused

You passed out because you were masturbating while choking yourself with a belt.

surprisingly not the reason why! but that sounds hot

My rig has 2 seven gallon propane tanks for heat, hot water, and the oven/stove. I've been living in it for 2.5 months. Checked them this morning and one was completely empty and the other one is half full.

Took the empty one down to get filled and it only cost me $21. So my gas bill is only about $12 a month. I can handle that.

(a full 7 gallon tank is ****ing heavy!)

I had just played the first round of an A-Tier Disc Golf tournament last Thursday, sitting 5 strokes behind the leader and getting ready to play the final round in the morning. I went to bed early, making sure I would be ready to battle my way back to the top of the leader board, when I got a call around 1am informing me that my Dad wouldn't make it through the night. He was an hour and a half away and I was sitting groggy with tears in my eyes still holding my phone not knowing if I was dreaming or if this was really happening. I snapped back into reality and headed out into the night heading for my Dad, hoping I'd make it in time. I was about 1/3rd of the way there when I got the next call. He had passed. When I got there, some of the family had been waiting for me to intercept and console my broken heart as I made my way to his hospital room. I broke down. I am utterly destroyed.