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Chula Vista · 05-07-2018, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

We better check with Chula now that he’s running the census bureau.

He checks out. Next?

Oriphiel · 05-07-2018, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You could also be a unicorn.

He could be 160 million unicorns. Maybe even 12 billion.

**Frownland** · 05-07-2018, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Maybe I am.

Seriously though, I assume you're trolling, but is it not a thing over there use that form of address? Usually in a sort of sarcastic way? "Had too many drinks last night, did we?" "Got a headache, have we?" etc. It's done all the time over here. Again, I assume you're just dicking around, but just in case you're not, you should know it's a well recognised thing here.

I don't believe you.

Trollheart · 05-07-2018, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

He could be 160 million unicorns. Maybe even 12 billion.

I could be the universe. I could be asleep and dreaming all of you, or you could be dreaming me. Or we could all be being dreamed by some other entity. Perhaps, even ... a unicorn?

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Actually you don't know that. We could be a gestalt entity, two minds linked and acting as one.
It could happen.
It could.
I have to lie down now.

new bromance alert!

Trollheart · 05-07-2018, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I don't believe you.

I'm incapable of lying.

The above statement is a lie.

Black Francis · 05-07-2018, 11:42 AM

"I’m Jewish… We’re a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler thing made us a little jumpy. Nothing like a Holocaust to make you mind your Ps and Qs for a couple hundred years I always say." -TH

DwnWthVwls · 05-07-2018, 11:46 AM

3 more hours.. im sooo tired from not sleeping last night. Can't wait to go home and fall asleep.

OccultHawk · 05-07-2018, 11:59 AM

I saw a chick wearing a Joy Division t-shirt at the grocery store. I tried to chat her up using my Joy Division insights as my convo-kickstarter. Poor thing looked scared as hell.

Then in the checkout line these three black ladies were talking about how ridiculous it was that this new mother was lavishing so much over her baby. They were laughing and I like to laugh so I chimed in and said it sounds like the baby might be getting spoiled. Grandma got all serious and the laughing stopped and I was informed the baby was going to be just fine.

and... remember yesterday the blueberry hot sauce thing? I struck up two conversations about it with different women. They both loved it.

So just throwing it out there:

Joy Division knowledge gets a D minus
A baby you don’t know gets an F
Blueberry based hot sauce gets a A

Use that ****.

Black Francis · 05-07-2018, 12:10 PM

I can't. Too scared to talk to random women when im sober. Sure i can use that ice breaker but can i sustain it? No.

05-07-2018, 11:42 AM	#50677 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	"I’m Jewish… We’re a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler thing made us a little jumpy. Nothing like a Holocaust to make you mind your Ps and Qs for a couple hundred years I always say." -TH __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-07-2018, 11:59 AM	#50679 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I saw a chick wearing a Joy Division t-shirt at the grocery store. I tried to chat her up using my Joy Division insights as my convo-kickstarter. Poor thing looked scared as hell. Then in the checkout line these three black ladies were talking about how ridiculous it was that this new mother was lavishing so much over her baby. They were laughing and I like to laugh so I chimed in and said it sounds like the baby might be getting spoiled. Grandma got all serious and the laughing stopped and I was informed the baby was going to be just fine. and... remember yesterday the blueberry hot sauce thing? I struck up two conversations about it with different women. They both loved it. So just throwing it out there: Joy Division knowledge gets a D minus A baby you don’t know gets an F Blueberry based hot sauce gets a A Use that ****. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-07-2018, 12:10 PM	#50680 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	I can't. Too scared to talk to random women when im sober. Sure i can use that ice breaker but can i sustain it? No. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A