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Old 05-01-2018, 02:31 PM   #50451 (permalink)
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Blank, if you kill yourself, I'm gonna kick your ass. I will literally dig you up and suplex your corpse.
I can't think of a better way to spend the afterlife.

I'm probably never going to do it, this happens so much but I never do anything other whine about how I hate life. I just am tired of feeling this way.
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Old 05-01-2018, 02:40 PM   #50452 (permalink)
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I can't think of a better way to spend the afterlife.

I'm probably never going to do it, this happens so much but I never do anything other whine about how I hate life. I just am tired of feeling this way.
You hate life? Well, life hates you right back. Just makes it all the more badass when you kick the world in the balls and be awesome in spite of its ****tyness.
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Old 05-01-2018, 02:47 PM   #50453 (permalink)
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I just spent I don't know how long with a blade placed on my veins with the voice in my head screaming do it... I didn't... usually when this happens I play the disappearing act, but... I decided to post about it...
Don't do it. Stop thinking about how **** things are. It helps somewhat. Trust me. Just kill those thoughts instead of yourself.
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:00 PM   #50454 (permalink)
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or miss and tear your acl and writhe in agony while nobody notices
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:12 PM   #50455 (permalink)
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or miss and tear your acl and writhe in agony while nobody notices
Don't be a defeatist commie. Pretend to give the world a blowjob, and then bite its dick off.
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:19 PM   #50456 (permalink)
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its official
i cut my parents yard every week now
only took about 2 hours, maybe 3 didnt really measure because it was a nice day
went to the store and bought a string trimmer for not that bad of a price. its a battery one and its 18v (volts). took more than an hour to charge for an hour of trimming.

the yard looks real nice when its cut. when i was in high school i would cut letters into the grass,(would just write my name) id do that in the winter with my boots in the snow also. mainly to see if google earth or maps picks it up.


had to get a new fiji water bottle because it started smellin like bleach again. i think its just the bacteria that builds inside.
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:52 PM   #50457 (permalink)
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Don't be a defeatist commie. Pretend to give the world a blowjob, and then bite its dick off.
I've thought about this. If i went to prison and someone tried to make me their bitch and get a bj out of me would my bite be strong enough to rip his dick off? Do i want half a dick in my mouth afterwards? Is it gonna bleed alot? Do i gotta kill the guy afterwards? Cause i'll doubt he'll just laugh at the whole thing.
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Old 05-01-2018, 04:40 PM   #50458 (permalink)
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whine about how I hate life.
Where the **** to begin........ Blank, you owe me an entire album of our greatness. You cop out on that and I'll hate you forever.
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Old 05-01-2018, 04:41 PM   #50459 (permalink)
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Where the **** to begin........ Blank, you owe me an album of our goodness. You cop out on that and I'll hate you forever.
I was working on something last night, but bumped into some mixing issues. I have to now re-record everything I did. Should have something for you tomorrow.
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Old 05-01-2018, 04:48 PM   #50460 (permalink)
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Blank, I tried and failed to off myself a few years ago, but ****ed it up and felt like a total dumbass afterward which just made my depression worse. I'm still suicidal af and I've accepted it will never go away, but it gets easier if you can cope with that realization. Also don't do it, but especially don't use that method, you'll likely just **** up your nerves and ****.
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