Today I went to a seafood buffet and ate a lot of food and then I stayed home from school cause my neck

..but you can go out to dinner, makes sense.

I know Its weird my parents let me though cause my bro was at a friends house and it was cheap

i went to work, then m and another girl left to get beer to bring back to the store, but the owner decided to come over, and the manager decided to not leave when he should have. First friday night shift i've had in a while where we didnt drink. quite sad really

^ Workin' without drinkin' sucks, at my work we RAPE the drinkin' on Fridays

Yesterday was absolutely bloody brilliant.

First off, had a very fun time with this girl. Brilliant.

Next, went out for a curry with my mates. Right dodgy place we went to, but they let us drink in there so s'all good.

We were all pretty starvin' marvin so we got pissed pretty easily. Ended up playing knock door run on some nutters house, cos this fit bird lives there. Me and one my mates hid behind this car, but he found us and started talking to us, so we legged it.

Turns out he chased the others in his car, and we all got split up. If that weren't bad enough, when we all got back together, one of the lads had gone missing around by some 'crew territory'. This 'crew' had beaten up him and my other mate before, so we went and tried to find him, and eventually did, but had to hide in bushes for a while til the nutter stopped trying to hunt for us in his car and the 'KTS crew' had gone.

Bloody brilliant.

So i've been at a conference all weekend (up till now) doing a Model United Nations Program (representing Mali) and it was going great, I loved creating policies, I was on the Human Rights Council everything was going swimmingly.

Then I went out with some other diplomats and drank and did coke till 5 am, then I went to bed with this chick I've been on again off again with. We wake up this morning and get in a huge fight ending with "you disgust me, get out of my room" so I grab my **** and leave and she has the balls to go "oh and lock the door on the way out." In hindsight I really should have elft the ****ing door wide open and screwed their heating bill.

Anyway, so now im sitting here with no conference (becuase I completly abandoned the resolution I was creating and left the Netherlands, swizterland and the phillipeans to court inida themselves), no woman and nothing to do all weekend except stats work.

I think from now on if I find myself attracted to a woman im just going to cut myself with a razorblade, to associate pain with feminity.

So far today I woke up and started eating lots of candy and now I feel like throing up!:)

*tries to think of witty joke associating Big3 and emos*





*fails.*