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Old 04-27-2018, 04:46 PM   #50351 (permalink)
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I'm contributing $600 a month. Plus I help keep the pubic bathroom clean. These folks are so damn cool.

Not my fault I'm 1/6th Indian.

**** off.
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Old 04-27-2018, 05:22 PM   #50352 (permalink)
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Ironically, claiming Native American ancestry is the whitest thing you can do.
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:31 PM   #50353 (permalink)
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Hamburger Helper: Beef Pasta

Got a pound of ground beef I need to use up. Healthy dose of Cholula and it should be passable.

I have Sharp healthcare. Found out there's a clinic right down the road about a mile away. Don't even need to hop on the highway. They have dental services too. Run by the local Indian Tribal Counsel.

Getting into this Native American ****. My grandpa on my mother's side was 50%. Had the hook nose and everything.
He was only half a man?
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I'm contributing $600 a month. Plus I help keep the pubic bathroom clean. These folks are so damn cool.

Not my fault I'm 1/6th Indian.

**** off.
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Old 04-27-2018, 09:59 PM   #50354 (permalink)
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Wouldn't it be 1/8?
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Old 04-27-2018, 10:11 PM   #50355 (permalink)
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1/6th is pretty legit to be fair

usually once you get past 1/12th it's OK whitey
If I could get anything I would take it. 1/2 1/6 1/12 1/100 who ****ing cares

The Indians totally don’t.

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Bat, I know you’re trolling but he’s not taking **** from any tribe. The reservation is funded by an absurd bureaucracy and can probably count Chula as a resident thus increasing funding for the reservation the same way each student in a school or each inmate in a jail increases funding. If the tribe didn’t want Chula there they’d drive him off.
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:01 PM   #50356 (permalink)
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Dad and his mom and dad were all French Canadian. Mom was 1/2 German and 1/2 Native American. Grandma was German and Grandpa was Native American.

1/6th
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:02 PM   #50357 (permalink)
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yes.

I'm 1/16 which amounts to **** all in terms of benefits however I did receive a complementary feather bonnet and honorary title of post-punk Otter
lol

Y’all are some serious math wizzies

Maybe the 50% grandparent isn’t all the injun he got...
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Old 04-27-2018, 11:07 PM   #50358 (permalink)
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Dad and his mom and dad were all French Canadian. Mom was 1/2 German and 1/2 Native American. Grandma was German and Grandpa was Native American.

1/6th
Is your grandpa fully Native American or half Native American? If he was a full Native American then that would make you 1/4 Native American.
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Is your grandpa fully Native American or half Native American? If he was a full Native American then that would make you 1/4 Native American.
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