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Old 04-26-2018, 12:23 PM   #50301 (permalink)
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That, unfortunately, is the problem. Brain rot accelerates with age. My 87 year old dad is in a nursing home with dementia.

I can see the future.
Cool. Nothing like a free pass to act like a child.
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Old 04-26-2018, 12:24 PM   #50302 (permalink)
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That, unfortunately, is the problem. Brain rot accelerates with age. My 87 year old dad is in a nursing home with dementia.

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You ain’t making it to 87. Call me Nostradamus on that one.
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Old 04-26-2018, 12:27 PM   #50303 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2018, 12:29 PM   #50304 (permalink)
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That, unfortunately, is the problem. Brain rot accelerates with age. My 87 year old dad is in a nursing home with dementia.

I can see the future.
I can see the future too. You gonna be driving your nurse crazy repeating that joke.
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Old 04-26-2018, 12:31 PM   #50305 (permalink)
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I can see the future too. You gonna be driving your nurse crazy repeating that joke.
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Old 04-26-2018, 12:35 PM   #50306 (permalink)
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I can see the future too. You gonna be driving your nurse crazy repeating that joke.
But with my sparkly blue eyes, and innate charm, she'll genuinely chuckle every time.
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Old 04-26-2018, 12:38 PM   #50307 (permalink)
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But with my sparkly blue eyes, and innate charm, she'll genuinely chuckle every time.
And then you'll call her a ****ing **** when she tells you to stop throwing your own feces at the patient next door who just happens to be named "Chris".
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But with my sparkly blue eyes, and innate charm, she'll genuinely chuckle every time.
She gonna be yelling out the punchline before you even get to it.
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And then you'll call her a ****ing **** when she tells you to stop throwing your own feces at the patient next door who just happens to be named "Chris".
That's "Christophe" sir.

(Oh, how I'd love to sling **** into his pretentious face.....)
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