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Old 04-25-2018, 03:44 PM   #50271 (permalink)
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As long as you don't ask her to do butt stuff, yeah.
I don’t pay and I don’t ask permission.

I take that ass.
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Old 04-25-2018, 04:08 PM   #50272 (permalink)
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And getting shot by her pimp is a bonus?
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Old 04-25-2018, 04:13 PM   #50273 (permalink)
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Has this become acceptable? I mean it’s always been $45, hasn’t it?
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Old 04-25-2018, 04:38 PM   #50274 (permalink)
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I woke up to the news that they finally caught the East Area Rapist/ Original Night Stalker/ Golden State Killer.
Former police officer.
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Old 04-25-2018, 04:44 PM   #50275 (permalink)
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I enjoyed this part in the wikipedia article about the Golden State Killer:

Penis size frequently described as "small" or "smaller than average"
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Old 04-25-2018, 05:15 PM   #50276 (permalink)
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I enjoyed this part in the wikipedia article about the Golden State Killer:

Penis size frequently described as "small" or "smaller than average"
Sounds like a cop.
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:10 PM   #50277 (permalink)
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Former police officer.
Duuuuuude i KNEW IT. I never thought I'd see the day, honestly. Pencil dick mother****er, I'm so glad he didn't die yet.
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:19 PM   #50278 (permalink)
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You rang?
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:28 PM   #50279 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:30 PM   #50280 (permalink)
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Pencil dick, here.

I may not have the best tool but I know how to use it. Have the ladies coming strictly dickly yo.
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