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Old 04-22-2018, 06:49 AM   #50221 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2018, 06:54 AM   #50222 (permalink)
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That’s a reminder that you gotta take care of your lady.

Sometimes even if you work hard to please it she might get some strange

It’s human nature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think people make too much of it
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Old 04-22-2018, 07:53 AM   #50223 (permalink)
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Got an electric grill as a present from my mom, so I'm spending this sunny-ass sunday on the balcony, barbecuing, drinking beers and blasting some blues classics.
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Old 04-22-2018, 07:58 AM   #50224 (permalink)
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My dog puked all over the apartment. He took a nice **** and piss on his morning walk however. He stinks!
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Old 04-22-2018, 08:21 AM   #50225 (permalink)
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My dog puked all over the apartment. He took a nice **** and piss on his morning walk however. He stinks!
i’m starting to think the dog is actually you
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Old 04-22-2018, 08:27 AM   #50226 (permalink)
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i’m starting to think the dog is actually you
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My neighbors are like there’s that crazy drunk holding a leash around his neck ****ting in the bushes again.
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Old 04-22-2018, 11:05 AM   #50227 (permalink)
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That’s a reminder that you gotta take care of your lady.

Sometimes even if you work hard to please it she might get some strange

It’s human nature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think people make too much of it

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Got an electric grill as a present from my mom, so I'm spending this sunny-ass sunday on the balcony, barbecuing, drinking beers and blasting some blues classics.
Nice.
For a moment I thought that read "got an electric girl as a present" and I was saying you lucky, lucky....
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My dog puked all over the apartment. He took a nice **** and piss on his morning walk however. He stinks!
Is he sick? You taking him to the vet?
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My neighbors are like there’s that crazy drunk holding a leash around his neck ****ting in the bushes again.
Yeah and the dog is as bad.
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Old 04-22-2018, 11:28 AM   #50228 (permalink)
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My neighbors are like there’s that crazy drunk holding a leash around his neck ****ting in the bushes again.
Then I guess I have a dog too.
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Old 04-22-2018, 11:29 AM   #50229 (permalink)
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He gets 24 hours to clear up before he goes to the vet.

He had a solid bowel movement.
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Old 04-22-2018, 11:36 AM   #50230 (permalink)
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He gets 24 hours to clear up before he goes to the vet.

He had a solid bowel movement.
Yeah look, I don't care if your dog is organising the local anarchist rally. Bowel movement? That doesn't prove anything. Why was he sick? I'd be off to the vet if I were you. Oh, and maybe get your dog looked at too, while you're there.
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