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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-18-2018, 01:15 PM

cock

**Frownland** · 04-18-2018, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

what do I eat for lunch today

Acid

EDIT: nvm that's tomorrow

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-18-2018, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

what do I eat for lunch today

Pizza.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-18-2018, 01:18 PM

cock and acid pizza it is

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-18-2018, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

having cheesy bread

Close enough.

Edit: why did you edit your post ffs?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-18-2018, 01:30 PM

Oh.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-18-2018, 01:34 PM

Classic elph.

Well enjoy your lunch whatever it is mate.

Chiomara · 04-18-2018, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Sounds pretty golden as far as jobs go.

Yeah, you'd think, though I really shouldn't have gone along with the whole astrology oracle thing; obviously, astrology is not real, but when someone just assumes that you're an expert and then tells you their birthday, it's too hard to resist just going with it and saying something like "Oh, hrmm, interesting, June 18th huh? You have a black moon in Lilith opposite Neptune in the 33rd house... which signifies a possible death involving water and/or wild dogs.... oh, and this month you will be heavily affected by Jupiter's moons, so you must be wary of both courtesans and poisonous snakes" etc. I know just enough astrology-related terms to sound halfway convincing. (Coming soon: nonsensical weekly Chiomara horoscopes for musicbanter)

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

What the hell takes you two hours to sort????

Do you wake up as a fleshless corpse and have to work incantations to become a living being or something?

Well yeah, basically, and also-- if I don't wake up needlessly early, I'll just have stress nightmares about overlseeping and being fired and punished in humilitating ways, so I set 7 alarms for 4:15 am and suffer instead. And I lose my coffee mug/articles of clothing/lint roller etc etc about 800 times each morning, so, much of that time is spent just aimlessly wandering around the house looking for my things that I just had in my hands. (It's my favorite game)

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Well of course: you just give off that kind of vibe. Word of advice though: using animal skulls as coffee mugs and facing west to worship Cth'ulu at midday probably gives them the wrong idea. Just sayin'.

Congrats on the job by the way. I'm sure you'll be running the place in no time. And discover it's built on an old Indian burial ground.

Actually I use a sensible black human skull jar thingy (it's plastic and leaks all the time) with a lid though I suppose that doesn't really help my case. And thanks. This place is in Baton Rouge, so I mean, of course it's cursed. Everyone here is awful though, (myself included) so they kind of deserve it.

**Frownland** · 04-18-2018, 07:22 PM

A coworker learned that I liked music so she came to me with a hot recommendation that I probably didn't know about: The Beatles.

OccultHawk · 04-18-2018, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

A coworker learned that I liked music so she came to me with a hot recommendation that I probably didn't know about: The Beatles.

Maybe she was really saying **** me.

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Oh.

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Classic elph. Well enjoy your lunch whatever it is mate.