Your Day

DwnWthVwls · 04-17-2018, 07:06 PM

Very nice, minus the christmas lights.. needs more delicate candle light.

OccultHawk · 04-17-2018, 08:11 PM

I got a new job! They’re paying me $1000 a day to do whatever I want. And there’s huge bonuses if I spend lots of money. Today I slept. No bonus.

**** the man.

The Batlord · 04-17-2018, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I got a new job! They’re paying me $1000 a day to do whatever I want. And there’s huge bonuses if I spend lots of money. Today I slept. No bonus.

**** the man.

You're gonna need deets cause it's totally not cool to make your job seem nice out of nowhere.

Trollheart · 04-17-2018, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're gonna need deets cause it's totally not cool to make your job seem nice out of nowhere.

Does he love it, though?

Chula Vista · 04-17-2018, 09:17 PM

Just wrote two checks totaling $30K to pay back the folks who loaned me the money to buy my RV. That doesn't happen every day.

OccultHawk · 04-17-2018, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Just wrote two checks totaling $30K to pay back the folks who loaned me the money to buy my RV. That doesn't happen every day.

Why didn’t you just have your watch send the money?

Chiomara · 04-17-2018, 09:44 PM

Went magnet fishing (again) and visited the stray kitties in spanish town (again) today after going to a terrible chinese buffet. (Will post pictures at some point. They're such good kitties.) Didn't manage to catch anything while magnet fishing, though, shockingly. Well, I did manage to get a rusty old railroad spike (no murder knives yet, unfortunately) but I dropped it and totally forgot about it when I saw a fox in the distance-- I've never been so close to a fox before. He was just standing there on the sidewalk. He looked right at us, stretched and yawned and then trotted past toward the pond. (It took an enormous amount of self-control to remain calm and not bounce up and down yelling "Fox! Fooox! Fooooxxxx!!!!" and frighten it away. I did manage to get some blurry pictures though)

Still grumpy about my new schedule. I don't have to be at work till 8 am, but I have to be ready when my roommate is ready to take me on his way to work (6:30 am) and because it takes me so long to get ready I have to wake up at 4:30. The new job is going fine; it's a desk job, so I just keep to myself and try to seem as normal (and invisible) as possible, and yet somehow I have already been appointed as the resident paranormal + astrology expert. I swear I have not brought up the subject of ghosts or aliens or cryptids even once during break time small talk; everyone just collectively, mysteriously knew that I'd be an expert on such topics. This is probably not a good thing.

OccultHawk · 04-17-2018, 09:55 PM

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The new job is going fine; it's a desk job, so I just keep to myself and try to seem as normal (and invisible) as possible

Sounds pretty golden as far as jobs go.

Trollheart · 04-18-2018, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Why didn’t you just have your watch send the money?

Send it? Hell, from what he's saying, it could have paid it for him out of its own account!

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Went magnet fishing (again)

God damn it lady! What do you have against magnets? They need to be free to live their lives, not caught and displayed by hunters like you!

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and visited the stray kitties in spanish town (again) today after going to a terrible chinese buffet.

Oh Lord! BAD juxtaposition of kitties and Chinese buffet!

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(Will post pictures at some point. They're such good kitties.) Didn't manage to catch anything while magnet fishing, though, shockingly. Well, I did manage to get a rusty old railroad spike (no murder knives yet, unfortunately) but I dropped it and totally forgot about it when I saw a fox in the distance-- I've never been so close to a fox before. He was just standing there on the sidewalk. He looked right at us, stretched and yawned and then trotted past toward the pond. (It took an enormous amount of self-control to remain calm and not bounce up and down yelling "Fox! Fooox! Fooooxxxx!!!!" and frighten it away. I did manage to get some blurry pictures though)

****ing Trump has his wandering news affiliates and spies everywhere!

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Still grumpy about my new schedule. I don't have to be at work till 8 am, but I have to be ready when my roommate is ready to take me on his way to work (6:30 am) and because it takes me so long to get ready I have to wake up at 4:30.

What the hell takes you two hours to sort????

Do you wake up as a fleshless corpse and have to work incantations to become a living being or something?

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The new job is going fine; it's a desk job, so I just keep to myself and try to seem as normal (and invisible) as possible, and yet somehow I have already been appointed as the resident paranormal + astrology expert. I swear I have not brought up the subject of ghosts or aliens or cryptids even once during break time small talk; everyone just collectively, mysteriously knew that I'd be an expert on such topics. This is probably not a good thing.

Well of course: you just give off that kind of vibe. Word of advice though: using animal skulls as coffee mugs and facing west to worship Cth'ulu at midday probably gives them the wrong idea. Just sayin'.

Congrats on the job by the way. I'm sure you'll be running the place in no time. And discover it's built on an old Indian burial ground.

Chula Vista · 04-18-2018, 12:30 PM

Last night finally hooked up an HDMI cable to the wall mounted TV. What a ****ing hassle but well worth it. Streamed the first episode of Lost in Space. So far so awesome!

04-17-2018, 08:11 PM	#50142 (permalink)
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04-17-2018, 09:17 PM	#50145 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Just wrote two checks totaling $30K to pay back the folks who loaned me the money to buy my RV. That doesn't happen every day. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

04-17-2018, 09:44 PM	#50147 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Went magnet fishing (again) and visited the stray kitties in spanish town (again) today after going to a terrible chinese buffet. (Will post pictures at some point. They're such good kitties.) Didn't manage to catch anything while magnet fishing, though, shockingly. Well, I did manage to get a rusty old railroad spike (no murder knives yet, unfortunately) but I dropped it and totally forgot about it when I saw a fox in the distance-- I've never been so close to a fox before. He was just standing there on the sidewalk. He looked right at us, stretched and yawned and then trotted past toward the pond. (It took an enormous amount of self-control to remain calm and not bounce up and down yelling "Fox! Fooox! Fooooxxxx!!!!" and frighten it away. I did manage to get some blurry pictures though) Still grumpy about my new schedule. I don't have to be at work till 8 am, but I have to be ready when my roommate is ready to take me on his way to work (6:30 am) and because it takes me so long to get ready I have to wake up at 4:30. The new job is going fine; it's a desk job, so I just keep to myself and try to seem as normal (and invisible) as possible, and yet somehow I have already been appointed as the resident paranormal + astrology expert. I swear I have not brought up the subject of ghosts or aliens or cryptids even once during break time small talk; everyone just collectively, mysteriously knew that I'd be an expert on such topics. This is probably not a good thing. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

04-18-2018, 12:30 PM	#50150 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Last night finally hooked up an HDMI cable to the wall mounted TV. What a ****ing hassle but well worth it. Streamed the first episode of Lost in Space. So far so awesome! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”