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Old 04-16-2018, 12:33 PM   #50121 (permalink)
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He's gonna come back and tell us she stole his soiled condom to breed alien hybrid babies.
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Old 04-16-2018, 12:36 PM   #50122 (permalink)
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He's gonna come back and tell us she stole his soiled condom to breed alien hybrid babies.
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Old 04-16-2018, 03:43 PM   #50123 (permalink)
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Turned wine into vomit. Your move Jesus.
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Old 04-16-2018, 03:46 PM   #50124 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2018, 03:47 PM   #50125 (permalink)
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Not sure you should be challenging Jesus when you have a serpent as a pet. Just sayin'...
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Old 04-16-2018, 04:21 PM   #50126 (permalink)
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Spent a good chunk of the day figuring out everything my new Samsung Gear S3 can do. I figure by tomorrow I'll have it wiping my arse.

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Old 04-17-2018, 01:03 AM   #50127 (permalink)
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Not sure you should be challenging Jesus when you have a serpent as a pet. Just sayin'...
Jesus Christ is a little bitch made pussy and I challenge him and his **** bag legal team to come at me guns blazing.
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Old 04-17-2018, 01:31 AM   #50128 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2018, 02:57 AM   #50129 (permalink)
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I'd think that Jesus would come back with rainbow hair and face tattoos with the sole purpose of being a professional troll.
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:48 AM   #50130 (permalink)
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The entire concept that a huge % of people buy into this sh!t......................
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