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Excuse my ignorance, I guess I don't understand mick humor, but huh?

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1944187)

Excuse my ignorance, I guess I don't understand mick humor, but huh?

His penis was a small cactus apparently.

I used to worry about my dick only being 4 inches. Then I found out women like it that wide.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1944183)

True story. Was out at a bar with an Irish friend on St. Patrick's Day. He's hitting on this girl and at one point she asks him if it's true what they say about Irish men (small dicks). He replies without missing a beat:

"Hey, I may not touch bottom, but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides". :tramp:

We know.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1584585)

Think I told this one here before.

Me and an Irish bud were out in a bar and he was flirting with a girl and had revealed his heritage. She says: Is it true what they say about Irish men? Without missing a beat he replies: Honey, I may not touch bottom but I'll raise hell with the sides.

They left together.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1729356)

Was at a bar pretty drunk with an Irish co-worker on St. Patty's Day ages ago and he was flirting with a hottie. Of course he brought up his Irish heritage to her. She says, "Is it true what they say about Irish men?". Without missing a beat he replies, "Hey, I might not touch bottom but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides."

And yes, they left together.

Some say his Irish friend still has yet to miss a beat.

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1944215)

Some say his Irish friend still has yet to miss a beat.

lol

I wonder how many times Chula beat off reliving the amazing glory of his personal real life friend successfully picking up a chick at a bar.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1944214)

We know.

How are you so good at searching MB? Is it simple and I'm really dumb or do you just know way more than anyone should about search optimization?

Nothing special except for using the advanced search function where I can search posts made by a specific user. Do you know about using quotes to find exact phrases? For this I searched for all of the times Chula posted "hell with the sides" as well as "Irish friend".

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1944252)

They way you pinpointed the search is even funnier than Chula telling the story about someone else getting laid three times. You got a helluva memory dude

I remembered it too cause at this point I know more about Chula's life than my own, I just wasn't gonna go to the trouble of finding that ****. Now that I know Chris' evil spells tho I'll be more diligent.