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OccultHawk · 04-25-2018, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

As long as you don't ask her to do butt stuff, yeah.

I don’t pay and I don’t ask permission.

I take that ass.

Oriphiel · 04-25-2018, 03:08 PM

And getting shot by her pimp is a bonus?

Chula Vista · 04-25-2018, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I woke up to the news that they finally caught the East Area Rapist/ Original Night Stalker/ Golden State Killer.

Former police officer.

grindy · 04-25-2018, 03:44 PM

I enjoyed this part in the wikipedia article about the Golden State Killer:

Penis size frequently described as "small" or "smaller than average"

The Batlord · 04-25-2018, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I enjoyed this part in the wikipedia article about the Golden State Killer:

Penis size frequently described as "small" or "smaller than average"

Sounds like a cop.

WWWP · 04-25-2018, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Former police officer.

Duuuuuude i KNEW IT. I never thought I'd see the day, honestly. Pencil dick mother****er, I'm so glad he didn't die yet.

OccultHawk · 04-25-2018, 10:19 PM

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Pencil dick mother****er,

You rang?

WWWP · 04-25-2018, 10:28 PM

new phone, who dis

OccultHawk · 04-25-2018, 10:30 PM

Pencil dick, here.

I may not have the best tool but I know how to use it. Have the ladies coming strictly dickly yo.

Chula Vista · 04-26-2018, 12:25 AM

True story. Was out at a bar with an Irish friend on St. Patrick's Day. He's hitting on this girl and at one point she asks him if it's true what they say about Irish men (small dicks). He replies without missing a beat:

"Hey, I may not touch bottom, but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides".

04-25-2018, 03:08 PM	#50092 (permalink)
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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I enjoyed this part in the wikipedia article about the Golden State Killer: Penis size frequently described as "small" or "smaller than average" __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

04-25-2018, 10:30 PM	#50099 (permalink)
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04-26-2018, 12:25 AM	#50100 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	True story. Was out at a bar with an Irish friend on St. Patrick's Day. He's hitting on this girl and at one point she asks him if it's true what they say about Irish men (small dicks). He replies without missing a beat: "Hey, I may not touch bottom, but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides". __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”