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04-13-2018, 01:08 PM | #50061 (permalink) | |
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If you want you can include my edit so yours makes more sense.
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04-13-2018, 08:39 PM | #50063 (permalink) |
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I woke up in silk sheets on a king sized waterbed. I expelled my waste in a fancy toilet with an anal massaging bidet. I walked down my spiral staircase to my big swimming pool. I took off my skivvies and dove off the high dive and swam a couple laps in the heated water. Then I took a shower in my super modern high tech super shower room. I had my 18 year old Chinese maid dry me off. My chef had a fancy omelette and rare steak ready for breakfast. I ate naked. Then I went into my fancy music listening room and cranked up the AC so the fire wouldn’t bother me. Exhausting.
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04-13-2018, 08:41 PM | #50064 (permalink) | |
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04-13-2018, 08:52 PM | #50066 (permalink) |
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You didn’t hear? I’m rich now. I sold my speaker company to the Chinese. I might even buy a Winnebago and drive it to Ireland. And I’m the mayor of San Diego. Kiii and I are starting a band.
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04-13-2018, 09:02 PM | #50067 (permalink) | |
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Tell me they're not a jazz fusion post rock band.
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04-13-2018, 09:06 PM | #50068 (permalink) |
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We’re calling ourselves Punkadelic.
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04-14-2018, 07:34 AM | #50070 (permalink) | |
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