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04-08-2018, 09:30 AM | #49691 (permalink) |
ask me about cosmology
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04-08-2018, 10:41 AM | #49692 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I imagine there are plenty of timeshare owners who would say that karma is a bitch.
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04-08-2018, 10:41 AM | #49693 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Pretty sweet life tbh.
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04-08-2018, 11:16 AM | #49694 (permalink) | |
one-balled nipple jockey
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you should call in and tell them you got a bad flu and the doc said you won’t be back until Thursday (or you’re out of town for a family thing or funeral - whatever) and just heal a bit - listen to my ambient drone recommendations and smoke some weed
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04-08-2018, 11:26 AM | #49695 (permalink) |
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Toy Fox Terrier
Got in a 3 hour nap without even taking a Xanax woke up she’s sleeping right next to me her beautiful ass inches from my nose Then to make things even sweeter I drop the most gigantic growler with like no effort. Best crap this month and it only took three quick wipes it so non-sticky It was that greasy pizza from cicis. It’s like engineered to turn into the best s hit on the planet. Goddamn this is the good life.
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04-08-2018, 11:28 AM | #49696 (permalink) | ||
Born to be mild
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04-08-2018, 11:33 AM | #49697 (permalink) | |
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04-08-2018, 11:34 AM | #49698 (permalink) |
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**** these *******s #elphawk2018
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04-08-2018, 11:54 AM | #49699 (permalink) |
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Drank one of these
.5 mg Xanax Just a peach
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