It's interesting that you seem to know more about my supposed regret for tattoos than I do. Thanks for the enlightenment. I should get them removed today.

You should get my dick tattooed over your dick.

**** off, Fatlord.

There are too many big words in this for it to be a legit Trump tweet. He probably doesn't know what a tattoo is either, and assumes it's something to do with Islamic terrorism.

Oh noooo, OH is repulsed by me sexually however will i cope

Maybe be we should **** a few times just to be sure. I don’t want to jump to conclusions.

I think it's unfair now that your hair has grown back.

Yeah. That only leaves a mere few billion men who find you attractive, sexy, funny and smart. You may as well forget about it now Steph. Just resign yourself to being an old maid, buy some cats, start picking out chintzy curtains. It's all over.