valetines day is ****ing stupid, i dont buy people anyhting

No one gets me anything. A very depressing time for me :(

I was delivering flowers today. That was a lot of fun.

Not.

Myself also.
It was the best time of my life.

/dies

The general manager of the radio station I work for gave me a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle valentine. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the only good thing about Valentine's Day that doesn't ask you to cuddle afterwards.

date people.

He tries to but they all are mean and dont really say yes

Valentine's Day is stupid, but today was fucking great!

Can you tell us?I mean if it was so great

Well I got my girlfriend a dinosaur poster last week, we're not into that whole gift for holiday exchange, it's bull.
So I woke up late today, we had a snow day for school (which was extremely nice).
I had sex with her for the first time, went to Tim Horton's, and also played on the lake.
End of story.
Good day.