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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-02-2018 02:22 PM
the government uses vacations to give your children autism

Frownland 04-02-2018 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937693)
A get a laughable (small) amount of PTO for working for a Vacation Ownership company
What if I told you that you could invest that money in lucrative real estate and still enjoy your vacation? You're a smart guy, I'm sure that you know a good investment when you see one.

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937693)
A get a laughable (small) amount of PTO for working for a Vacation Ownership company
considering your lack of concern for grammar I find very disturbing you capitalized the V and the O

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1937696)
What if I told you that you could invest that money in lucrative real estate and still enjoy your vacation? You're a smart guy, I'm sure that you know a good investment when you see one.
lol

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937699)
lol vacation ownership

I was pitching someone the other day and I get the classic "Is this Timeshare?" to which I always respond "Absolutely this is Timeshare, we sell timeshares" 100% straight and I keep pitching

my senior goes "no no no we're "vacation ownership""

like **** off, that doesn't work, that's so phony, way to ruin my cred right there
Wow.

What’s the minimum credit score you can sell to? And do you got anything in Aspen?

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937704)
what's pretty dirty is we run your credit while telling you we're reserving your spot

then when your **** ass credit comes up we tell you we ran out of packages check next week
It’s just straight based on the number or does your company have a special algorithm?

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 02:54 PM
How often do people start with my credit is deplorable man I couldn’t buy one if I wanted to?

Trollheart 04-02-2018 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937713)
I got you 3 days 2 nights any hotel you want though OH

just let me see your ID
He ain't showing you his invincible dick. Back off, pal.

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937711)
the easiest sells are the ones with terrible credit

how do you think they got that credit to begin with

most of what I run everyday are people not qualified, it's the worst part of the job
Do people ever tell you straight off to get ****ed like actually use profanity and raise their voice? When I was younger I said some crazy ass ****. I figured sales people and missionaries who started up with me were fair game for any kind of invective.

OccultHawk 04-02-2018 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1937735)
only once for me did a man look like he was gonna beat my ass

a lady called me a dickhead another time

you're actually fair game for missionaries as a salesman, they'll pretend to be interested

what's funny though is my supervisor saw a new girl getting religion pitched by some LDS and he told them to buy a package or move along, they recoiled at this, but long story short he ended up roping them into a timeshare tour
Getting sent to Texas would be a ****ing awful assignment for a 20 year old Mormon. They were probably bored out of their minds except for periods of sheer terror.

The ones in Japan won the lottery. They don’t make any converts but they get drenched in bored housewife pussy. As long as your “elder” partner wasn’t a snitch. Most aren’t. God is no competition for pussy.


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