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Old 04-02-2018, 11:06 AM   #49531 (permalink)
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my check is a couple days late so I'm just sitting here waiting for the mailman again, can't pay my rent, can't leave the house ****in hell this is stupid
Maybe they're doing a timeshare on your cheque?
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:11 AM   #49532 (permalink)
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Maybe they're doing a timeshare on your cheque?
Paychecks are for CLOSERS!!!

And you can only cash them one week out of the year.
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:17 AM   #49533 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2018, 11:25 AM   #49534 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:10 PM   #49535 (permalink)
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it does I just didn't set it up yet because I'm stupid
this checks out
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:19 PM   #49536 (permalink)
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Just had 3 cruisers pull up in front of my place and the cops got out with guns drawn. Let's see someone top that!
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:23 PM   #49537 (permalink)
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Just had 3 cruisers pull up in front of my place and the cops got out with guns drawn. Let's see someone top that!
A few years ago, I come home to find about 15+ police vans and several officers with guns surrounding my neighbors house because he was sitting outside drunk with his shotgun threatending the neighbors. The cops used our house as a base and they eventually started throwing tear gas into my neighbors house to get him out. I've known this guy my whole life. Crazy stuff.

So yeah. Beat that.
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:24 PM   #49538 (permalink)
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See if you can get them to escalate to a SWAT team. Pretend you have hostages.
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:28 PM   #49539 (permalink)
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Just had 3 cruisers pull up in front of my place and the cops got out with guns drawn. Let's see someone top that!
Perhaps you should see what they want before posting about it on MB.
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:30 PM   #49540 (permalink)
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^to be fair,Chula posted what he would do to his wife without asking first so I suppose anything is fair play.
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