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Old 04-01-2018, 02:53 PM   #49501 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2018, 03:00 PM   #49502 (permalink)
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Damnit

I must have fallen asleep
Shouldn't have eaten that apple. Don't you know a witch when you see one? At least you can still read it, unless it's been deleted?
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Old 04-01-2018, 03:01 PM   #49503 (permalink)
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Damnit

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Shouldn't have eaten that apple. Don't you know a witch when you see one? At least you can still read it, unless it's been deleted?

Edit: no, still there.

Edit edit: How the **** did that happen? Goddamn backspace on a mouse!
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Old 04-01-2018, 03:01 PM   #49504 (permalink)
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Shouldn't have eaten that apple. Don't you know a witch when you see one? At least you can still read it, unless it's been deleted?
If it’s not deleted show me.
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Old 04-01-2018, 03:07 PM   #49505 (permalink)
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This is getting ridiculous. I’m waking up every morning with a massive hard on, dry humping my bed, all while thinking about the things
you and I have done in the past while naked together. I end up with painful blue balls so bad I have to jack off – again thinking about you.

This morning it was Palm Springs. We screwed all afternoon and then went out to dinner. A shot of tequila and then we were back in our
room ****ing. Then you decided you wanted to be extra nasty and do it outside – so we ended up on a chair on the patio with you riding
me like a cowgirl for anyone to see.
This or something even more pathetic?

Chula, wasn’t this like two decades ago?
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Old 04-01-2018, 04:15 PM   #49506 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2018, 05:45 PM   #49507 (permalink)
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Chula, wasn’t this like two decades ago?
That, yeah.
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Old 04-01-2018, 05:49 PM   #49508 (permalink)
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