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OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 02:54 PM

How often do people start with my credit is deplorable man I couldn’t buy one if I wanted to?

Trollheart · 04-02-2018, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I got you 3 days 2 nights any hotel you want though OH

just let me see your ID

He ain't showing you his invincible dick. Back off, pal.

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

the easiest sells are the ones with terrible credit

how do you think they got that credit to begin with

most of what I run everyday are people not qualified, it's the worst part of the job

Do people ever tell you straight off to get ****ed like actually use profanity and raise their voice? When I was younger I said some crazy ass ****. I figured sales people and missionaries who started up with me were fair game for any kind of invective.

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

only once for me did a man look like he was gonna beat my ass

a lady called me a dickhead another time

you're actually fair game for missionaries as a salesman, they'll pretend to be interested

what's funny though is my supervisor saw a new girl getting religion pitched by some LDS and he told them to buy a package or move along, they recoiled at this, but long story short he ended up roping them into a timeshare tour

Getting sent to Texas would be a ****ing awful assignment for a 20 year old Mormon. They were probably bored out of their minds except for periods of sheer terror.

The ones in Japan won the lottery. They don’t make any converts but they get drenched in bored housewife pussy. As long as your “elder” partner wasn’t a snitch. Most aren’t. God is no competition for pussy.

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 06:41 PM

I guess Chula finally got hauled off to the funny farm.

Chula Vista · 04-02-2018, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I guess Chula finally got hauled off to the funny farm.

Nah, I'm here. Spent all day cleaning up my mess with family and friends on the phone. That FB post last night is easily the stupidest thing I've done in a long time.

OccultHawk · 04-02-2018, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Nah, I'm here. Spent all day cleaning up my mess with family and friends on the phone. That FB post last night is easily the stupidest thing I've done in a long time.

Blank. · 04-02-2018, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Nah, I'm here. Spent all day cleaning up my mess with family and friends on the phone. That FB post last night is easily the stupidest thing I've done in a long time.

I missed it, what did you post?

The Batlord · 04-02-2018, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Blank.

I missed it, what did you post?

Chula Vista · 04-02-2018, 09:34 PM

Replace MUM with WORLD and you pretty much nailed it. I can't believe how pissed Sherri is at me. Not in a mean or cruel way - just disappointed that I'm not taking good care of myself. And losing sight of the fact, at least for a couple of hours last night, that's she's carrying my first ****ing grandchild.

Between by mom, two sisters, my boss and his wife, and my kid, I got my butt kicked really hard all afternoon.

At least I deserved it.

(kinda ****ed when 4 cops training guns on you is the highlight of your day)

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I guess Chula finally got hauled off to the funny farm. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-02-2018, 09:34 PM	#49400 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Replace MUM with WORLD and you pretty much nailed it. I can't believe how pissed Sherri is at me. Not in a mean or cruel way - just disappointed that I'm not taking good care of myself. And losing sight of the fact, at least for a couple of hours last night, that's she's carrying my first **ing grandchild. Between by mom, two sisters, my boss and his wife, and my kid, I got my butt kicked really hard all afternoon. At least I deserved it. (kinda **ed when 4 cops training guns on you is the highlight of your day) __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”