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Old 04-02-2018, 11:53 AM   #49371 (permalink)
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She shouldn't have been worried, it's not like Chula was chillin in a dumpster.
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No matter how ****ed your life is you gotta put on a good show for your mom.

That’s like being a man 101.

You can keep this in your back pocket if he ever teases you for living at home. At least you’re not leaning on her for suicide prevention.

****ing pathetic.
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:02 PM   #49372 (permalink)
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So anyway, you're looking out your window at three cops standing behind their cruiser doors with their guns drawn: What do you do?
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:04 PM   #49373 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:08 PM   #49374 (permalink)
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Post on MB while keeping one eye on the door?
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:09 PM   #49375 (permalink)
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Start a new thread: Which one of you peeps did it? Pt. II
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:17 PM   #49376 (permalink)
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ffs

aren’t you a little old to be torturing your mom like that?

instead of making bitch posts on Facebook just hold off until your mom dies and then go for it if that’s what you want

to hint at offing yourself within earshot of your mom is some serious junior high bull****

be a man not a mouse

That’s some of the most pussy **** I’ve ever heard

Grow the **** up. If you gotta be alone be alone. Got your mom worried and ****. Lame.
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So anyway, you're looking out your window at three cops standing behind their cruiser doors with their guns drawn: What do you do?
Whatever the **** they tell you to do!
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:21 PM   #49377 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:22 PM   #49378 (permalink)
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Good thing that Chula's white though.
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:25 PM   #49379 (permalink)
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Good thing that Chula's white though.
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Old 04-02-2018, 12:26 PM   #49380 (permalink)
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Good thing that Chula's white though.
I don’t know. If his mom sounded black the dispatcher would have probably ignored her call.
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