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03-20-2018, 07:18 PM | #49252 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I had to hone my craft when I thought TH was going to leave.
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03-20-2018, 07:31 PM | #49253 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Literally every time someone at work says "I'm hungry"... well, you know. There's even one specific person who says it constantly and who never prepares for when I respond, but who seems to appreciate the joke despite herself every single time. Possible marriage material.
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03-20-2018, 07:59 PM | #49254 (permalink) | |
Just Keep Swimming...
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Posts: 7,765
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You wanna take this next one? Never mind. Take it easy for a while, I got this.
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03-20-2018, 10:26 PM | #49256 (permalink) | |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
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But so few would get it.
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03-21-2018, 04:50 AM | #49257 (permalink) | |
Just Keep Swimming...
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Daughter: "I'm thirsty" Dad: "I'm Friday!" The dehydration was a bit of a concern, but the joke was solid.
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03-21-2018, 11:42 AM | #49259 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I don't think that I have ever once had to deal with the DMV without my first visit being a complete and utter waste of time. **** underappreciated, bottom level bureaucrats.
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03-21-2018, 12:31 PM | #49260 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Verizon is on my dick like ants on candy.
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