Will definitely help.

Good luck.

Burger King is a “gig”?

You should’ve never bought a car, timeshare.

I fill kegs up with beer. I'm a true hero.

Morally it probably is a wash but I’d definitely rather have a beer with a fast food worker. I could flip burgers. I’d commit suicide before I sold timeshares. Real talk. I’m not exactly sure why I find it so especially repugnant. On technicalities it’s as morally justifiable (and unjustifiable) as many jobs. I think it’s because you would have to be a genuine piece of **** to make quota. It’s the human interaction aspect. A guy could design chemical weapons and I’d think that’s a piece of **** way to make a living but I could still converse with him. A dude says he sells timeshares I’m immediately thinking this guy is the type who is always working an angle to **** everyone, including me, over.

Utah piss water beer?

So you assume everybody that sells timeshares is a sociopath?

No, we make better beer. Or what we call liquor store beer. We used to brew two different brews for in state and out of state, but now we make one brew and water down the local one. Literally.

Edit: At least I think we literally water it down. I don't remember, I don't honestly care.

I assume they’re the kind of piece of **** who can sell timeshares so yeah kind of. Sociopathic light maybe. I don’t allow people with those kind of manipulation skills in my life. I don’t trust a ****ing word they say.

Always remember, a sociopath makes excessive eye contact. The average person avoids eye contact when they are lying because they feel a sense of shame. A sociopath doesn't because they feel no shame since they've already justified the lie to themselves since self serving is their only goal. They also make excessive eye contact because they think it's more convincing, doesn't matter if they lied or not. They always make excessive and piercing eye contact to build trust.

Indeed it was.

Everything is ****ing with my head.

There is **** all around here but strip malls, fast food, and gas stations.