I take it you’re not very familiar with the local municipalities in his parts.

I mean I was making sandwiches, eating them, and not paying for them. Cause **** multi-national corporations for exploiting their workers and not even giving them a free meal. And I'm fat.

That would be a fair comment.

Divorce Update.

So Linda and I talk on the phone pretty much every day. Also chat via Facebook all the time. We're both going through massive changes so there's always something to talk about - and no-one else can really relate.

These past few days the dialogue keeps getting sweeter and sweeter with a bit of flirting getting thrown in. She's coming into town next weekend for a job interview and wants me to spend a night with her at her hotel.

Chances of us ****ing like sex starved animals?

9.9999 out of 10

Still love my Linny!

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...b3&oe=5B03F180

Son of a bitch I was gonna post this! Eat ****.

How the **** did Meehan ever let this song on the album?

There's saccharine, and then there's SACCHARINE.

Oh hey we actually agree on a thing. Although tbh if Freddie Mercury were singing this you'd probably have its cock halfway down your throat.

And yes, "Changes" is a Queen song.

Chances of old man erectile problems?

Nah, been waking up with a monster all week.