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Old 03-20-2018, 09:23 PM   #49081 (permalink)
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I assume you're referring to my escape craft?
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:26 PM   #49082 (permalink)
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Literally every time someone at work says "I'm hungry"... well, you know. There's even one specific person who says it constantly and who never prepares for when I respond, but who seems to appreciate the joke despite herself every single time. Possible marriage material.
You know, if it wasn't America, where a very large percentage of the population appear to believe that everything outside of their continent is marked on a map as "Terra Incognita", a good response to that would be "Pleased to meet you. I'm Bulgaria!" Or, whatever Baltic country you want to throw in there. Romania works too.

But so few would get it.
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Old 03-21-2018, 03:50 AM   #49083 (permalink)
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You know, if it wasn't America, where a very large percentage of the population appear to believe that everything outside of their continent is marked on a map as "Terra Incognita", a good response to that would be "Pleased to meet you. I'm Bulgaria!" Or, whatever Baltic country you want to throw in there. Romania works too.

But so few would get it.
Right up there with:

Daughter: "I'm thirsty"
Dad: "I'm Friday!"

The dehydration was a bit of a concern, but the joke was solid.
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Old 03-21-2018, 06:17 AM   #49084 (permalink)
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Right up there with:

Daughter: "I'm thirsty"
Dad: "I'm Friday!"

The dehydration was a bit of a concern, but the joke was solid.
Robinson Crusoe certainly laughed anyway.
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Old 03-21-2018, 10:42 AM   #49085 (permalink)
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I don't think that I have ever once had to deal with the DMV without my first visit being a complete and utter waste of time. **** underappreciated, bottom level bureaucrats.
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Old 03-21-2018, 11:31 AM   #49086 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2018, 02:21 PM   #49087 (permalink)
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I don't think that I have ever once had to deal with the DMV without my first visit being a complete and utter waste of time. **** underappreciated, bottom level bureaucrats.
Say what?
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Old 03-21-2018, 02:32 PM   #49088 (permalink)
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Say what?
Their market value hasn't grown as much as expected.
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He recognizes that they’re still human and treated like **** but since he doesn’t have anyone else to scapegoat he has to vent his frustrations on them as well.
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Old 03-21-2018, 03:06 PM   #49090 (permalink)
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Their market value hasn't grown as much as expected.
So they've depreciated? Serves him right for investing in stock at the DMV then.
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