Translation: elph was a disturbed child.

I have never done anything stupid in my life, both as a child and an adult.

I've done stupid things in my life, but they were either as child or as an adult, never both.

He's Frownland. He transcends these sorts of minor details.

Why I oughta

https://i.imgur.com/VyWGNmP.png

Took a Xanax and an ambien for breakfast

Was gonna face today but woke up and said Friday’s good

Ok so an extra seven hours of zzz’s on top of the eight I just got may have been just a touch indulgent but seriously ostriches were on to something.

We just got 27 inches of snow in one day. Power is out in my house for the forseeable future. I was sporadically active before but now it's for real. I'll see you guys in a couple of days I guess.

RIP

We will miss you Exo.

I've got neighbors! Dave and Ellie just pulled in next door with a killer Class B type Mercedes.

Slept for 10 hours last night and woke up finally feeling "at home".

Hey Troll: Grabbed a burger at the only restaurant in town and struck up a conversation with the dude sitting a couple of stools over. Turns out he's a huge early Genesis fan. You'll be happy to know I turned him on to Marillion.

Descanso population: 1,500

Number of Marillion fans: 2