Mark E. Smith is rolling in his grave so hard that he's drilled his way halfway to China.

My apathy is causing me problems but I don’t care.

I'd ask you to turn that into a meme but eh.

And on a related note I think my boss is trying to replace me. For almost three years I've been the one guy willing to work at 6am just about if not every single day, and it's kept my hours up even though I'm really not that great at my job. Then some bitch who is my kryptonite decided to start informing on me for eating food I didn't pay for and now all of a sudden my boss is hiring somebody who should "help out" with my position on busy days and allow me to have actual days off, while also training a pre-existing employee to do much the same. There's no way on earth I'm not seeing this as potentially me getting fired at some point. **** it. Good luck to my boss for finding someone else willing to wake up at 4am six days a week. Hell, maybe my job is secure if I keep my head down a bit.

**** that snitch whore though.

Was it that same psycho bitch?

Dude, just write softcore porn for housewives like Mord.

lol @ every time you get drunk enough you start up with how your job is in jeopardy because you sneak food at Burger King

Starvation wages are ****ing with your head son.

Will definitely help.

Good luck.

Burger King is a “gig”?

You should’ve never bought a car, timeshare.

I fill kegs up with beer. I'm a true hero.

Morally it probably is a wash but I’d definitely rather have a beer with a fast food worker. I could flip burgers. I’d commit suicide before I sold timeshares. Real talk. I’m not exactly sure why I find it so especially repugnant. On technicalities it’s as morally justifiable (and unjustifiable) as many jobs. I think it’s because you would have to be a genuine piece of **** to make quota. It’s the human interaction aspect. A guy could design chemical weapons and I’d think that’s a piece of **** way to make a living but I could still converse with him. A dude says he sells timeshares I’m immediately thinking this guy is the type who is always working an angle to **** everyone, including me, over.