Your Day

OccultHawk · 03-05-2018, 05:27 PM

I watched the first half so far. Started getting a little boring. Sort of like Our Town meets Misery. We’ll see. It’s not NC-17 so I don’t think I’m going to see that dog chew her vagina off. I never saw the movie based on A Rock and a Hard Place but I read the book. It was pretty crazy when described cutting his own arm off with a Leather Man tool.

Justthefacts · 03-05-2018, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

hit someone driving to work, 100% my fault

really minor dmg to both our cars, small dents

I'm super polite I go for my insurance then realize oh ****kk forgot to pay that bill

now the damage to this car shouldn't exceed $500 but I just get the feeling I'm totally ****ed, I just want to know what the cost is asap

If you were texting, you're an asshole.

The Batlord · 03-05-2018, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I wasn't but I was going too fast trying to get into a lane last minute

I got into the lane, traffic hard stops, no room to swerve

So you're that ******* who thinks the road belongs to him and everyone on it is infringing on your rights to get to your destination. Can totally believe it tbh. You sound like the kind of person who's so impatient that you'd think you have the right to swerve into someone else's lane to get in front at a red light.

OccultHawk · 03-05-2018, 06:13 PM

Pay your insurance immediately.

OccultHawk · 03-05-2018, 06:16 PM

Pay it immediately

The Batlord · 03-05-2018, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

also you don't even drive you don't know

Complete and utter bull****. So many people have to drive to work and don't get into accidents, let alone that they're responsible for. You sound like you just have to be where you have to be when you want to be and whoever is in your way is someone to be maneuvered around even if it would be reckless to do so. No wonder you sell time shares.

**Frownland** · 03-05-2018, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

hit someone driving to work, 100% my fault

really minor dmg to both our cars, small dents

I'm super polite I go for my insurance then realize oh ****kk forgot to pay that bill

now the damage to this car shouldn't exceed $500 but I just get the feeling I'm totally ****ed, I just want to know what the cost is asap

Is your Green Day bumper sticker alright?

Trollheart · 03-05-2018, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

So you're that ******* who thinks the road belongs to him and everyone on it is infringing on your rights to get to your destination. Can totally believe it tbh. You sound like the kind of person who's so impatient that you'd think you have the right to swerve into someone else's lane to get in front at a red light.

It's the punk thing to do.
He was probably trying to decrease the population.

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Originally Posted by elphenor

most everyone is in an accident at some point

this is actually the only one I've gotten into

it's a really dangerous costly thing driving

Jesus Christ.

OccultHawk · 03-05-2018, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

most everyone is in an accident at some point

this is actually the only one I've gotten into

it's a really dangerous costly thing driving

If you haven’t called your insurance and typed in your card number to get current on your insurance and you’re doing anything else right now like reading everyone teasing you, you’re a ****ing fool. Every second you waste is another second closer to a legal cluster****. Ffs. Use your ****ing brain.

OccultHawk · 03-05-2018, 06:43 PM

Do it first thing

Don’t mention the accident obviously

Just say you noticed you were behind and wanted to get caught up ASAP

Sorry if that’s like real obvious

03-05-2018, 05:27 PM	#48981 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I watched the first half so far. Started getting a little boring. Sort of like Our Town meets Misery. We’ll see. It’s not NC-17 so I don’t think I’m going to see that dog chew her vagina off. I never saw the movie based on A Rock and a Hard Place but I read the book. It was pretty crazy when described cutting his own arm off with a Leather Man tool. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-05-2018, 06:13 PM	#48984 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Pay your insurance immediately. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-05-2018, 06:16 PM	#48985 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Pay it immediately __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-05-2018, 06:43 PM	#48990 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Do it first thing Don’t mention the accident obviously Just say you noticed you were behind and wanted to get caught up ASAP Sorry if that’s like real obvious __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html