I watched the first half so far. Started getting a little boring. Sort of like Our Town meets Misery. We’ll see. It’s not NC-17 so I don’t think I’m going to see that dog chew her vagina off. I never saw the movie based on A Rock and a Hard Place but I read the book. It was pretty crazy when described cutting his own arm off with a Leather Man tool.

If you were texting, you're an asshole.

So you're that ******* who thinks the road belongs to him and everyone on it is infringing on your rights to get to your destination. Can totally believe it tbh. You sound like the kind of person who's so impatient that you'd think you have the right to swerve into someone else's lane to get in front at a red light.

Pay your insurance immediately.

Pay it immediately

Complete and utter bull****. So many people have to drive to work and don't get into accidents, let alone that they're responsible for. You sound like you just have to be where you have to be when you want to be and whoever is in your way is someone to be maneuvered around even if it would be reckless to do so. No wonder you sell time shares.

Is your Green Day bumper sticker alright?

It's the punk thing to do.
He was probably trying to decrease the population.
Jesus Christ. :rolleyes:

If you haven’t called your insurance and typed in your card number to get current on your insurance and you’re doing anything else right now like reading everyone teasing you, you’re a ****ing fool. Every second you waste is another second closer to a legal cluster****. Ffs. Use your ****ing brain.

Do it first thing

Don’t mention the accident obviously

Just say you noticed you were behind and wanted to get caught up ASAP

Sorry if that’s like real obvious