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Frownland 03-01-2018 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1930340)
You must have been if you thought he was funnier than me.

It's easy deter ladies from eating tide pods, but it's much more difficult to deter gents.

The Batlord 03-01-2018 03:52 PM

TFW you're drunk in your backyard taking a whiz and you see your neighbor in his backyard looking away so you put it away real quick and you're like, "Hey, man, what's up," and he's like, "Nothing much, man, what's going on?" and you feel like a ninja but he probably totally saw you urinating and is just being polite.

Frownland 03-01-2018 03:54 PM

He was probably just glad that you weren't masturbating this time.

Frownland 03-01-2018 04:13 PM

Happy Purim everyone.

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On Purim day, a festive meal called the Se`udat Purim is held. Fasting for non-medical reasons is prohibited on Purim.

There is a longstanding custom of drinking wine at the feast. The custom stems from a statement in the Talmud attributed to a rabbi named Rava that says one should drink on Purim until he can "no longer distinguish between arur Haman ('Cursed is Haman') and baruch Mordechai ('Blessed is Mordecai')." The drinking of wine features prominently in keeping with the jovial nature of the feast, but also helps simulate the experience of spiritual blindness, wherein one cannot distinguish between good (Mordechai) and evil (Haman). This is based on the fact that the salvation of the Jews occurred through wine.[46] Alcoholic consumption was later codified by the early authorities, and while some advocated total intoxication, others, consistent with the opinion of many early and later rabbis, taught that one should only drink a little more than usual and then fall asleep, whereupon one will certainly not be able to tell the difference between arur Haman ("cursed be Haman") and baruch Mordecai ("blessed be Mordechai"). Other authorities, including the Magen Avraham, have written that one should drink until one is unable to calculate the gematria (numerical values) of both phrases.

OccultHawk 03-01-2018 04:36 PM

My phone is freezing up enough to be annoying

I don’t care that much as long as it plays Spotify

It might cause me to post less

Frownland 03-01-2018 04:38 PM

Less stopify mo spotify

OccultHawk 03-01-2018 06:15 PM

Word

Trollheart 03-02-2018 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by innerspaceboy (Post 1929167)
I appreciate your input. I had building inspectors and electricians thoroughly examine everything. The wiring is all brand new - I had the floor wired specifically for him. And they confirmed that everything was 100% to code and that it was his gross negligence that caused the fire.

The fireman, the electrician, and my fireman co-worker confirmed that he was overloading the circuit and that space heaters should NEVER be plugged into thin gauge extension cords, especially if they are in turn plugged into ungrounded outlet adapters.

He runs the heaters 24/7 with no one home to supervise (for his cats). A single 15A heater was confirmed to push the circuit beyond 80% of its max load and he has 20-odd other things Daisy chained onto the circuit.

Even the massive fire hazard aside, he lives in absolute filth and treats my home like his dorm room. I'm exhausted spending all my evenings cleaning up after him. (I've tried asking him to do it but he is useless.)

It's also unnerving that I have no privacy - they sit in my dining room and stare at me while I have guests over and I have to sit in my car if I want to make a phone call. I haven't felt comfortable entertaining for the better part of a year.

It will be an incredible relief to have a clean home to myself again once he's finally out. (Sorry for the rant.)

Ah, can I assume HE gets the bill for the electricity, and if not, why not? That bill must be ****ing HUGE! Heaters are one of the biggest guzzlers of the electro.
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1929188)
Sounds like he’s just plain immature.

Or selfish.
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1929702)
Hell naw

lot of tourists and they're in a theme park so they're having a great time and want to see everything

I sell deeply discounted "vacation packages" hotel stays and dinner/attractions to the right kind of people ($$$) with the intention of getting them on a Timeshare later

You have no soul and you are scum. I'm sorry, but you are. Beggars cross the street to get away from you.
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1929708)
Never compromise. Not even in the face of poverty.

Rorshach would be so disappointed.

Bet he doesn't sell timeshares.
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1929717)
Woke up feeling like crap. Barely made it to the RV place before running into the place and throwing up. Over the next hour during my orientation I hurled 4 more times. Had to pull over on the way back to the hotel and hurl in an Arby's.
Got back to my room and barely made in into the bathroom. Still feel like crap and tonight is the Snarky Puppy show at Belly Up.

As of right now I'm not going. Maybe I'll start getting better over the next few hours. Gonna be major bummed if I miss the show.

Well, if you're gonna hurl, that's the place to do it.
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1929769)
My neighbour's little doggie got snatched up by a hawk :(.

Why'd you do it, Occult?
Seriously, that's horrible. Sorry to hear that.
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1929771)
Fuuuuck nature is scary, I remember seeing my kitten snatched by an owl while we were out frolicking in the grass when I was like 7 or 8, and then I found the body. :( I've never gotten over it though I did successfully repress the memory until we dissected owl pellets in middle school. :(

Now I'm really sad. :(
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1929889)
Mail carriers get ****ed with all the time. A guy was chasing our mailman down the street with a knife right in front of my house yesterday. I was out there walking my dog.

He was probably offering him a timeshare.
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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1929908)
ngl she sounds like your type

The Batlady.
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1930240)
Rotting in a cheap motel room for the 13th day in a row and I have 5 more to go. Had to get out of the house so the guys could do the renovations (painting, new carpeting, etc.) and I can't get into my new place until the 5th.

Today is especially boring because I had to drop my car off at the dealer first thing this morning and won't get it back till midday tomorrow.

And the wifi here is spotty as hell.

Thought you had an RV to live in?

OccultHawk 03-02-2018 03:21 PM

I applied for a couple of jobs. One rejection already.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 03-02-2018 03:24 PM

did you remember to put 2017 member of the year on the resume


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