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WWWP · 02-26-2018, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

My neighbour's little doggie got snatched up by a hawk

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Fuuuuck nature is scary, I remember seeing my kitten snatched by an owl while we were out frolicking in the grass when I was like 7 or 8, and then I found the body.

I've never gotten over it though I did successfully repress the memory until we dissected owl pellets in middle school.

**Janszoon** · 02-26-2018, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Fuuuuck nature is scary, I remember seeing my kitten snatched by an owl while we were out frolicking in the grass when I was like 7 or 8, and then I found the body.

I've never gotten over it though I did successfully repress the memory until we dissected owl pellets in middle school.

That is one of the worst things I've ever heard.

OccultHawk · 02-26-2018, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

My neighbour's little doggie got snatched up by a hawk

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****!

That’s horrifying. You really got to keep your eyes out for birds of prey but they’re so fast there’s not much you could do.

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all this cynicism until you can rag on someone's purity

Dude, time shares? You’ve presented yourself as a serious opponent to capitalism. I realize it’s common for young people to get swept up in an ideaology and then have no stomach for the fight but you’ve been putting capitalism on blast in every political discussion so yeah there’s an issue of purity. If you hadn’t written so much on the evils of capitalism and the merits of your version of anarchism it would be one thing. But you go from all that to ****ing hawking time shares? It’s a loss in the freedom department to lose someone like you. It’s ****ing sad.

OccultHawk · 02-26-2018, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Isn't he studying some political law **** or something? I'm laying down $50 in food stamps that he's gonna be a lobbyist in twenty years.

He’ll probably be hitting up HUD to subsidize Disney rentals.

grindy · 02-27-2018, 03:43 AM

Looking forward to reading elphenor's AOR journal, now that the punk pretension is out of the way.

~~MicShazam~~ · 02-27-2018, 04:17 AM

I was reading a bit on Wikipedia, trying to understand what's so sinister about timeshares. Under the criticism section, there were a few things, but nothing that seemed too bad.

This part sounded the worst to me:

"However, the biggest complaint of all is the fact that timeshare reselling by the private owner is almost impossible to do.[25] In most cases, an owner looking to sell literally cannot give the timeshare away. Timeshare resale companies have sprung up that actually charge the owner to assume his/her timeshare ownership, using the excuse that the resale company must assume the maintenance fees along with marketing fees, until that burden can be transferred to a new buyer."

OccultHawk · 02-27-2018, 07:33 AM

I live near the beach so it gets swoll up with drunk high school and college kids during spring break. Local losers don’t exactly have to be Casanova to spy one down willing to do a little something something they wouldn’t do back at home seeing as they’re on vacay. So let’s say I scour the beach everyday until I find one just in that sweet spot of poor decision making and take her back to my apartment and slip it in her. Now let’s say I pull the condom off last second when she thinks I’m just finding her sweet spot. And let’s say I have a few diseases. Now let’s say I get tired so I hire an army of nasty dudes to do it for me. Those guys are like timeshare salesmen.

**Frownland** · 02-27-2018, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Timeshare

Psy-Fi · 02-27-2018, 12:01 PM

Always be closing...

Chula Vista · 02-27-2018, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Always be closing...

Such a classic. Another along similar lines.

02-27-2018, 03:43 AM	#48865 (permalink)
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02-27-2018, 04:17 AM	#48866 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	I was reading a bit on Wikipedia, trying to understand what's so sinister about timeshares. Under the criticism section, there were a few things, but nothing that seemed too bad. This part sounded the worst to me: "However, the biggest complaint of all is the fact that timeshare reselling by the private owner is almost impossible to do.[25] In most cases, an owner looking to sell literally cannot give the timeshare away. Timeshare resale companies have sprung up that actually charge the owner to assume his/her timeshare ownership, using the excuse that the resale company must assume the maintenance fees along with marketing fees, until that burden can be transferred to a new buyer."