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Old 02-18-2018, 07:44 AM   #48641 (permalink)
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What a c*nt. ****ing Puritan. Liberal fascism is worst than Christianity. No style.
Or maybe she just saw the bitch in him.
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Old 02-18-2018, 07:55 AM   #48642 (permalink)
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Or maybe she just saw the bitch in him.
Nope. She’s a **** who’s part of a huge movement to turn their backs on liberation in exchange for fear.
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Old 02-18-2018, 07:59 AM   #48643 (permalink)
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Yeah, let's make JTF being an annoying little douchebag into some huge political thing.
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Old 02-18-2018, 08:17 AM   #48644 (permalink)
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Yeah, let's make JTF being an annoying little douchebag into some huge political thing.
I was imagining a drunk guy in the audience, beer in hand, yelling out "hey baaaby... you look reeealy haaawt!!!"
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Old 02-18-2018, 08:56 AM   #48645 (permalink)
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What probably happened:

Musician: Alright, I'm gonna get set up for the next song.

JTF: Hi

Musician, noticing him: Howdy

JTF: Your songs aren't bad.

Musician: Aw, thanks.

JTF: Also, you're attractive.

Drunk guy, shouting from the back at the same time: I EAT BABIES!

Musician, hearing drunk guy: OMG, who said that?

JTF, blocking drunk guy out: Uh... I did.

Musician: You're disgusting. I hate you.
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Old 02-18-2018, 09:13 AM   #48646 (permalink)
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Just went for one of the best dog walks ever, went up Marton village and went up one of the wild paths were the horses and sheep chill, up past a bridge overseeing a lake and on my way back I sparked up a ciggy and looked over the edge of the bridge to have a look at some more scenery and at the water and at that second I looked over I saw an Otter in his natural habitat for the first time ever.

There are definitely others as its fish hunting season for them, so I'm going back tomorrow morning before work to walk along the majority of the lake, it's private property but **** it.

I wanna see if I can see him/them again.
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Old 02-18-2018, 09:17 AM   #48647 (permalink)
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I'll bet she was flattered until she saw who said it.
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Old 02-18-2018, 09:30 AM   #48648 (permalink)
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Just went for one of the best dog walks ever, went up Marton village and went up one of the wild paths were the horses and sheep chill, up past a bridge overseeing a lake and on my way back I sparked up a ciggy and looked over the edge of the bridge to have a look at some more scenery and at the water and at that second I looked over I saw an Otter in his natural habitat for the first time ever.

There are definitely others as its fish hunting season for them, so I'm going back tomorrow morning before work to walk along the majority of the lake, it's private property but **** it.

I wanna see if I can see him/them again.
What fish are in the water?

Did you get a pic?
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Old 02-18-2018, 09:38 AM   #48649 (permalink)
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Ok. Everything I'm about to say is completely true and happened only a few hours ago. I went to see Waxahatchee tonight. It was her, her guitar, her keyboard and that was it. In between songs I would fill up dead air with questions directed to her like "so how're you"? And song suggestions and dumb shit like that. It was all completely amicable and would even create banter between more people in the crowd. Before the very last song, I politely mentioned that she is somewhat attractive. I didn't say somewhat though. She looked around and asked who said that. I made it kinda obvious it was me who said it. She looked at me and said don't EVER say that to a singer onstage. She dedicated her last song to everybody in the room but me. AND THEN after her final song, she put her fender down and walked offstage. No thank you's, no appreciation for spending our hard earned cash, just fucking walked off. And everyone hated me.

Now my conundrum came when I was driving home after the show. All I fucking said was "You're very attractive". I didn't say she was hot (because she isn't), or anything profane at all. I simply said she was attractive and she put me on blast. Fuck Waxahatchee. Her show was dreadfully boring anyhow.
Did you ask her why?

And are those the exact words you used?
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Old 02-18-2018, 09:46 AM   #48650 (permalink)
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https://twitter.com/calcium_waste/st...55350713372673

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Thank you for an incredible show tonight @k_crutchfield! You are a goddess and I hope that ******* got punched in the face after your set. We love you.
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@k_crutchfield was at your show tonight in Mcallen. It was beyond great. Sorry for that guy interrupting an awesome set. He's a jerk, and by no means represents the rest of us. #loveandpeace #pleasecomebacksoon


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Apologies for a random guy tweeting you, but what happened? She seems upset on Instagram about it. Thanks
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