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02-18-2018, 07:44 AM | #48641 (permalink) |
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Or maybe she just saw the bitch in him.
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02-18-2018, 07:55 AM | #48642 (permalink) |
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Nope. She’s a **** who’s part of a huge movement to turn their backs on liberation in exchange for fear.
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02-18-2018, 08:17 AM | #48644 (permalink) |
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I was imagining a drunk guy in the audience, beer in hand, yelling out "hey baaaby... you look reeealy haaawt!!!"
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02-18-2018, 08:56 AM | #48645 (permalink) |
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What probably happened:
Musician: Alright, I'm gonna get set up for the next song. JTF: Hi Musician, noticing him: Howdy JTF: Your songs aren't bad. Musician: Aw, thanks. JTF: Also, you're attractive. Drunk guy, shouting from the back at the same time: I EAT BABIES! Musician, hearing drunk guy: OMG, who said that? JTF, blocking drunk guy out: Uh... I did. Musician: You're disgusting. I hate you.
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02-18-2018, 09:13 AM | #48646 (permalink) |
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Just went for one of the best dog walks ever, went up Marton village and went up one of the wild paths were the horses and sheep chill, up past a bridge overseeing a lake and on my way back I sparked up a ciggy and looked over the edge of the bridge to have a look at some more scenery and at the water and at that second I looked over I saw an Otter in his natural habitat for the first time ever.
There are definitely others as its fish hunting season for them, so I'm going back tomorrow morning before work to walk along the majority of the lake, it's private property but **** it. I wanna see if I can see him/them again.
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02-18-2018, 09:17 AM | #48647 (permalink) |
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I'll bet she was flattered until she saw who said it.
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02-18-2018, 09:30 AM | #48648 (permalink) | |
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02-18-2018, 09:38 AM | #48649 (permalink) | |
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https://twitter.com/calcium_waste/st...55350713372673
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