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Old 02-11-2018, 11:04 AM   #48511 (permalink)
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I wet the bed. Have no idea why. No booze. One ambien that’s normal for me. Didn’t drink like an unusual amount of water or fluids. Weird. I did this as a kid.
Hope you had something on your mattress to protect it.
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:06 AM   #48512 (permalink)
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Hope you had something on your mattress to protect it.
Yeah, her name is Debbie.
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:10 AM   #48513 (permalink)
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Yeah, her name is Debbie.
A Debbie wouldn't be caught dead with someone like OccultHawk. I picture him with a Candy.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:10 AM   #48514 (permalink)
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I didn’t. It’s one of those heavy futon things. I’m trying to soak it up with a towel. My dog is like oh nice!
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:12 AM   #48515 (permalink)
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A Debbie wouldn't be caught dead with someone like OccultHawk. I picture him with a Candy.
I’m glad your fantasizing about me.

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Old 02-11-2018, 11:13 AM   #48516 (permalink)
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A Debbie wouldn't be caught dead with someone like OccultHawk. I picture him with a Candy.
She can tell him her name is anything. He doesn't care. Maybe it's Miranda.
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:16 AM   #48517 (permalink)
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I’m glad your fantasizing about me.

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She can tell him her name is anything. He doesn't care. Maybe it's Miranda.
This sentence feels really awkward and actually confused me for a few seconds. Your skill as a writer is unmatched.
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Maybe.

Maybe if you both live a 1000 years you’ll get a small fraction of the pussy I’ve gotten.
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:20 AM   #48519 (permalink)
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Maybe.

Maybe if you both live a 1000 years you’ll get a small fraction of the pussy I’ve gotten.
I'd rather not settle for pussy I could easily climb inside and take a nostalgic nap.
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:39 AM   #48520 (permalink)
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Sounds like you need to take a bathawk.



This sentence feels really awkward and actually confused me for a few seconds. Your skill as a writer is unmatched.
There's nothing wrong with that sentence. I can't help it if excessive booze and video gaming has dulled your reading ability.
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