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Akai · 02-18-2018, 08:13 AM

Just went for one of the best dog walks ever, went up Marton village and went up one of the wild paths were the horses and sheep chill, up past a bridge overseeing a lake and on my way back I sparked up a ciggy and looked over the edge of the bridge to have a look at some more scenery and at the water and at that second I looked over I saw an Otter in his natural habitat for the first time ever.

There are definitely others as its fish hunting season for them, so I'm going back tomorrow morning before work to walk along the majority of the lake, it's private property but **** it.

I wanna see if I can see him/them again.

**Frownland** · 02-18-2018, 08:17 AM

I'll bet she was flattered until she saw who said it.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-18-2018, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Akai

Just went for one of the best dog walks ever, went up Marton village and went up one of the wild paths were the horses and sheep chill, up past a bridge overseeing a lake and on my way back I sparked up a ciggy and looked over the edge of the bridge to have a look at some more scenery and at the water and at that second I looked over I saw an Otter in his natural habitat for the first time ever.

There are definitely others as its fish hunting season for them, so I'm going back tomorrow morning before work to walk along the majority of the lake, it's private property but **** it.

I wanna see if I can see him/them again.

What fish are in the water?

Did you get a pic?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-18-2018, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Ok. Everything I'm about to say is completely true and happened only a few hours ago. I went to see Waxahatchee tonight. It was her, her guitar, her keyboard and that was it. In between songs I would fill up dead air with questions directed to her like "so how're you"? And song suggestions and dumb shit like that. It was all completely amicable and would even create banter between more people in the crowd. Before the very last song, I politely mentioned that she is somewhat attractive. I didn't say somewhat though. She looked around and asked who said that. I made it kinda obvious it was me who said it. She looked at me and said don't EVER say that to a singer onstage. She dedicated her last song to everybody in the room but me. AND THEN after her final song, she put her fender down and walked offstage. No thank you's, no appreciation for spending our hard earned cash, just fucking walked off. And everyone hated me.

Now my conundrum came when I was driving home after the show. All I fucking said was "You're very attractive". I didn't say she was hot (because she isn't), or anything profane at all. I simply said she was attractive and she put me on blast. Fuck Waxahatchee. Her show was dreadfully boring anyhow.

Did you ask her why?

And are those the exact words you used?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-18-2018, 08:46 AM

https://twitter.com/calcium_waste/st...55350713372673

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Thank you for an incredible show tonight @k_crutchfield! You are a goddess and I hope that ******* got punched in the face after your set. We love you.

https://twitter.com/pearl_tex/status/965146940206927872

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@k_crutchfield was at your show tonight in Mcallen. It was beyond great. Sorry for that guy interrupting an awesome set. He's a jerk, and by no means represents the rest of us. #loveandpeace #pleasecomebacksoon

Funny.

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Apologies for a random guy tweeting you, but what happened? She seems upset on Instagram about it. Thanks

**Janszoon** · 02-18-2018, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Ok. Everything I'm about to say is completely true and happened only a few hours ago. I went to see Waxahatchee tonight. It was her, her guitar, her keyboard and that was it. In between songs I would fill up dead air with questions directed to her like "so how're you"? And song suggestions and dumb shit like that. It was all completely amicable and would even create banter between more people in the crowd. Before the very last song, I politely mentioned that she is somewhat attractive. I didn't say somewhat though. She looked around and asked who said that. I made it kinda obvious it was me who said it. She looked at me and said don't EVER say that to a singer onstage. She dedicated her last song to everybody in the room but me. AND THEN after her final song, she put her fender down and walked offstage. No thank you's, no appreciation for spending our hard earned cash, just fucking walked off. And everyone hated me.

Now my conundrum came when I was driving home after the show. All I fucking said was "You're very attractive". I didn't say she was hot (because she isn't), or anything profane at all. I simply said she was attractive and she put me on blast. Fuck Waxahatchee. Her show was dreadfully boring anyhow.

How do you "politely mention" something to someone on stage when you're in the audience?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-18-2018, 08:54 AM

Just been on Oddschecker:

Not the exact words used - 1/50
Exact words used - 500/1

Psy-Fi · 02-18-2018, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Did you ask her why?

And are those the exact words you used?

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Waxahatchee

The indie rock chick with the lesbo sister. Seeing her do a solo acoustic set tonight. Not a huge fan but my friends are going so what the hell.

I'll bet he was a perfect gentleman the entire show.

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

https://twitter.com/calcium_waste/st...55350713372673

https://twitter.com/pearl_tex/status/965146940206927872

Funny.

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Just been on Oddschecker:

Not the exact words used - 1/50
Exact words used - 500/1

Akai · 02-18-2018, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

What fish are in the water?

Not sure.

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Did you get a pic?

Nah, way too quick even if I had my phone on me.

Oriphiel · 02-18-2018, 09:24 AM

@ those tweets Monkey found

02-18-2018, 08:13 AM	#48481 (permalink)
Akai Godless Ape Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Britannia Posts: 1,255	Just went for one of the best dog walks ever, went up Marton village and went up one of the wild paths were the horses and sheep chill, up past a bridge overseeing a lake and on my way back I sparked up a ciggy and looked over the edge of the bridge to have a look at some more scenery and at the water and at that second I looked over I saw an Otter in his natural habitat for the first time ever. There are definitely others as its fish hunting season for them, so I'm going back tomorrow morning before work to walk along the majority of the lake, it's private property but **** it. I wanna see if I can see him/them again. __________________ ''To be honest, in my opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a different perspective and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I do believe that I forgot what I was going to say.'' S p o t i f y

02-18-2018, 08:17 AM	#48482 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I'll bet she was flattered until she saw who said it. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	@ those tweets Monkey found __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

02-18-2018, 08:54 AM	#48487 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Just been on Oddschecker: Not the exact words used - 1/50 Exact words used - 500/1