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Chula Vista · 02-17-2018, 10:35 PM

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Justthefacts · 02-18-2018, 03:12 AM

Ok. Everything I'm about to say is completely true and happened only a few hours ago. I went to see Waxahatchee tonight. It was her, her guitar, her keyboard and that was it. In between songs I would fill up dead air with questions directed to her like "so how're you"? And song suggestions and dumb shit like that. It was all completely amicable and would even create banter between more people in the crowd. Before the very last song, I politely mentioned that she is somewhat attractive. I didn't say somewhat though. She looked around and asked who said that. I made it kinda obvious it was me who said it. She looked at me and said don't EVER say that to a singer onstage. She dedicated her last song to everybody in the room but me. AND THEN after her final song, she put her fender down and walked offstage. No thank you's, no appreciation for spending our hard earned cash, just fucking walked off. And everyone hated me.

Now my conundrum came when I was driving home after the show. All I fucking said was "You're very attractive". I didn't say she was hot (because she isn't), or anything profane at all. I simply said she was attractive and she put me on blast. Fuck Waxahatchee. Her show was dreadfully boring anyhow.

Oriphiel · 02-18-2018, 03:20 AM

Maybe she saw the aura of Lucem's hair surrounding you. All banterers are cursed to be forever on blast.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-18-2018, 05:38 AM

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lol you got owned

OccultHawk · 02-18-2018, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Ok. Everything I'm about to say is completely true and happened only a few hours ago. I went to see Waxahatchee tonight. It was her, her guitar, her keyboard and that was it. In between songs I would fill up dead air with questions directed to her like "so how're you"? And song suggestions and dumb shit like that. It was all completely amicable and would even create banter between more people in the crowd. Before the very last song, I politely mentioned that she is somewhat attractive. I didn't say somewhat though. She looked around and asked who said that. I made it kinda obvious it was me who said it. She looked at me and said don't EVER say that to a singer onstage. She dedicated her last song to everybody in the room but me. AND THEN after her final song, she put her fender down and walked offstage. No thank you's, no appreciation for spending our hard earned cash, just fucking walked off. And everyone hated me.

Now my conundrum came when I was driving home after the show. All I fucking said was "You're very attractive". I didn't say she was hot (because she isn't), or anything profane at all. I simply said she was attractive and she put me on blast. Fuck Waxahatchee. Her show was dreadfully boring anyhow.

What a c*nt. ****ing Puritan. Liberal fascism is worst than Christianity. No style.

Oriphiel · 02-18-2018, 06:44 AM

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What a c*nt. ****ing Puritan. Liberal fascism is worst than Christianity. No style.

Or maybe she just saw the bitch in him.

OccultHawk · 02-18-2018, 06:55 AM

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Or maybe she just saw the bitch in him.

Nope. She’s a **** who’s part of a huge movement to turn their backs on liberation in exchange for fear.

grindy · 02-18-2018, 06:59 AM

Yeah, let's make JTF being an annoying little douchebag into some huge political thing.

Psy-Fi · 02-18-2018, 07:17 AM

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Yeah, let's make JTF being an annoying little douchebag into some huge political thing.

I was imagining a drunk guy in the audience, beer in hand, yelling out "hey baaaby... you look reeealy haaawt!!!"

Oriphiel · 02-18-2018, 07:56 AM

What probably happened:

Musician: Alright, I'm gonna get set up for the next song.

JTF: Hi

Musician, noticing him: Howdy

JTF: Your songs aren't bad.

Musician: Aw, thanks.

JTF: Also, you're attractive.

Drunk guy, shouting from the back at the same time: I EAT BABIES!

Musician, hearing drunk guy: OMG, who said that?

JTF, blocking drunk guy out: Uh... I did.

Musician: You're disgusting. I hate you.

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02-18-2018, 07:56 AM	#48480 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	What probably happened: Musician: Alright, I'm gonna get set up for the next song. JTF: Hi Musician, noticing him: Howdy JTF: Your songs aren't bad. Musician: Aw, thanks. JTF: Also, you're attractive. Drunk guy, shouting from the back at the same time: I EAT BABIES! Musician, hearing drunk guy: OMG, who said that? JTF, blocking drunk guy out: Uh... I did. Musician: You're disgusting. I hate you. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------