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Plankton · 02-06-2018, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Yup. Found the exact one I was looking for in AZ. Costing me a grand to get it out here but the TV in the bedroom makes it worth it. These pics don't show it but it's there.

2018 Winnebago Towables MINNIE TN109775

Better than a van down by the river. What are you pulling it with?

Chiomara · 02-06-2018, 10:20 AM

1. I was accosted by a self-proclaimed psychic medium at a Walgreens this morning (of all places). Why do these things happen to me so much? She said she "felt very drawn" to me and that the spirit of an ex-fighter pilot who died in a motorcycle accident a few years ago is following me. Named William or something. I was barely even lucid during this exchange, so I don't really remember what else she told me.

2. I have one day left to sort out all the clothes I've hoarded over the years (what you see here is only one fourth of it. And yet I wear the same four outfits over and over like a cartoon character.) -

I ought to be marched through the streets and shamed like Cersei. Still angry at myself for selling my faux fur vintage coat (it made me feel like Edward Gorey)

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I just bet he'd find some way to enjoy his death sexually. Like maybe if you shoved his collector's edition Spiderman figure up his .... well, I'll leave it up to you to decide the method.

Well, that's always a risk these days, what with all these young whippersnappers and their S&M and dungeons & dragons and what-have-you.

Trollheart · 02-06-2018, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

1. I was accosted by a self-proclaimed psychic medium at a Walgreens this morning (of all places). Why do these things happen to me so much? She said she "felt very drawn" to me and that the spirit of an ex-fighter pilot who died in a motorcycle accident a few years ago is following me. Named William or something. I was barely even lucid during this exchange, so I don't really remember what else she told me.

2. I have one day left to sort out all the clothes I've hoarded over the years (what you see here is only one fourth of it. And yet I wear the same four outfits over and over like a cartoon character.) -

I ought to be marched through the streets and shamed like Cersei. Still angry at myself for selling my faux fur vintage coat (it made me feel like Edward Gorey)

Well, that's always a risk these days, what with all these young whippersnappers and their S&M and dungeons & dragons and what-have-you.

Bolded 1: Probably meant just on the ghosty version of Twitter - Flitter or whatever. I bet you have a whole bunch of phantoms trailing after you. Ever watched Ghost Whisperer or Medium?

Bolded 2: Somebody get a defib for Occult: I think the man is going into cardiac arrest! Again.

The Batlord · 02-06-2018, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Well, that's always a risk these days, what with all these young whippersnappers and their S&M and dungeons & dragons and what-have-you.

I'm older than you, bitch.

Chiomara · 02-06-2018, 10:49 AM

Barely.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Bolded 1: Probably meant just on the ghosty version of Twitter - Flitter or whatever. I bet you have a whole bunch of phantoms trailing after you. Ever watched Ghost Whisperer or Medium?

Bolded 2: Somebody get a defib for Occult: I think the man is going into cardiac arrest! Again.

I haven't, but I actually am fond of those incredibly cheesy ghost documentary shows-- not Ghost Hunter/Ghost Adventures but ones like The Dead Files. They're so entertaining (especially the ones with the reenactments)

Trollheart · 02-06-2018, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

I haven't, but I actually am fond of those incredibly cheesy ghost documentary shows-- not Ghost Hunter/Ghost Adventures but ones like The Dead Files. They're so entertaining (especially the ones with the reenactments)

They're both basically about these women to whom the dead appear, asking her to sort out some unfinished business for them before they **** off to the other side. Basically, she's like their supernatural PA I guess.

"Oh Melinda? DO make sure and tell my son where his childhood toy is buried so that he can recover it and know I love him, won't you? I simply shan't be able to enjoy the afterlife if that isn't done, there's a dear."

EPOCH6 · 02-06-2018, 01:14 PM

What's up, MB? Been a while, what did I miss?

**Janszoon** · 02-06-2018, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by EPOCH6

What's up, MB? Been a while, what did I miss?

You missed the big party.

Chula Vista · 02-06-2018, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Better than a van down by the river. What are you pulling it with?

Nissan Xterra. And been thinking about that Farley sketch a lot lately.

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What's up, MB? Been a while, what did I miss?

DUDE!!!! Where ya been?

Plankton · 02-06-2018, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

You missed the big party.

I'm still hung over.

...who's underwear is this?

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Nissan Xterra. And been thinking about that Farley sketch a lot lately.

That'll do the job alright. The new guy I just hired is leaving on Friday (he just isn't working out), so if you ever make it out my way, I might have an opening for a CAD person.