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Old 02-03-2018, 03:58 AM   #48291 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2018, 04:00 AM   #48292 (permalink)
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No, seriously, if my friend's wife was receiving threatening messages on facebook the cops would want to talk to her, right? Not just him?
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 02-03-2018, 04:25 AM   #48293 (permalink)
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Does your friend have a history of wasting the police's time?
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Old 02-03-2018, 07:29 AM   #48294 (permalink)
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I shaved my head once. I loved it for like a week and then regretted it immensely for the entire two years it took to grow out.



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That has been my experience every time I've shaved my head. The in between stage sucks.
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Old 02-03-2018, 10:16 AM   #48295 (permalink)
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I was at a bar with friends yesterday and there was this girl with a shaved head. Mine is also shaved. A wasted friend kept dragging me towards her, insisting that if our scalps touched it'd trigger some kind of magical electric discharge or something.


Did you touch scalps?
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Old 02-03-2018, 10:46 AM   #48296 (permalink)
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Did you touch scalps?
Nah. I was able to hold on to something.
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Old 02-03-2018, 11:03 AM   #48297 (permalink)
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Does your friend have a history of wasting the police's time?
Nope.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 02-03-2018, 11:27 AM   #48298 (permalink)
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maybe if you found a gang of homely goblin children to accompany you?

edit- how do you address a gang of goblins? a flock? a herd?

does the fact that they're homeless change that?
Slap a big sticky address label on them and throw them in a UPS box I guess.
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Old 02-03-2018, 12:41 PM   #48299 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2018, 12:44 PM   #48300 (permalink)
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