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WWWP 02-03-2018 02:58 AM
No I needed my eyebrows to catch all the lice

Lucem Ferre 02-03-2018 03:00 AM
No, seriously, if my friend's wife was receiving threatening messages on facebook the cops would want to talk to her, right? Not just him?

Frownland 02-03-2018 03:25 AM
Does your friend have a history of wasting the police's time?

Janszoon 02-03-2018 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1923338)
I shaved my head once. I loved it for like a week and then regretted it immensely for the entire two years it took to grow out.

http://i64.tinypic.com/2mwuvlt.jpg

Day 1 vs day 365
That has been my experience every time I've shaved my head. The in between stage sucks.

Cuthbert 02-03-2018 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1923329)
I was at a bar with friends yesterday and there was this girl with a shaved head. Mine is also shaved. A wasted friend kept dragging me towards her, insisting that if our scalps touched it'd trigger some kind of magical electric discharge or something.
:rofl:

Did you touch scalps?

grindy 02-03-2018 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1923387)
:rofl:

Did you touch scalps?
Nah. I was able to hold on to something.

Lucem Ferre 02-03-2018 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1923345)
Does your friend have a history of wasting the police's time?
Nope.

Trollheart 02-03-2018 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1923240)
maybe if you found a gang of homely goblin children to accompany you?

edit- how do you address a gang of goblins? a flock? a herd?

does the fact that they're homeless change that?
Slap a big sticky address label on them and throw them in a UPS box I guess.

Key 02-03-2018 11:41 AM
Woke up this morning not being able to breath very well. Then I quickly realized that I smoked too much the night before and forgot how dry it makes my mouth.

Being me is hard.

The Batlord 02-03-2018 11:44 AM
Try being a smoker who drinks heavily. The next morning is like a demon has emerged slimy and squirming from your throat as you slept, and now you have to purge the putrid effluvia of its ascension.


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