^That sounds amazing. Boy am I hungry. Good thing I have ham.

And "grunt" isn't? All I'm doing is complimenting her on her hair. You can't even form full sentences. :laughing: :bonkhead:

You think TH is pretty?

Thank you TH, I definitely couldn't ever bring myself to chop it off and sell it-- I figure if I'm going to sell something it may as well be my eggs or something of that nature. (As egg money could at least buy me a yurt or a boat or something useful)

You should cut that **** short so you can be a true manic pixie girl.

And then join a roller derby team and/or burlesque troupe while working on my Etsy jewelry shop, right? I'd rather die (I am probably going to end up with an etsy shop though, I feel like it's unavoidable)
Obviously I have to keep my hair long and my wardrobe gothic-bohemian in order to compensate for my perceived glaring personality/physical defects, duh.

You think TH is a dude? :laughing:
Wow! You can lay eggs too? Is there no end to your talents?
No no no no no! It would be a crime to cut it. Go away with your sacrilegious suggestions! :yikes:

. . .

On every full moon. (and then on the next fortnight the baby basilisks hatch)

You have to go to the moon to lay your eggs? So there's a rocket in your back garden? Or do you have one of those magic hot-air balloons?