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**Exo** · 01-26-2018, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

We both know that the sex is too good and I have a new driver for our legendary hate ****s. We're actually amping up.

Weird. I got a new driver last year. We should golf some time.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-26-2018, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Are sports like archery and martial arts plagued with awfulness too? I've heard that MMA in particular attracts obnoxious dudebro types (still want to do that and krav maga though; being thrown around while feebly trying to attack people is my #1 favorite activity). May just have to settle for magnet fishing.

tons of dudebros into MMA. like 99-1 percentile probably. doesnt make the sport not super ****in’ awesome tho. i like demitrious johnson a lot because he’s one of the best pound for pound MMA fighters in the world while simultaneously being a super big nerd with a twitch stream that features him playing games and talking about anime almost daily.

OccultHawk · 01-26-2018, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Are sports like archery and martial arts plagued with awfulness too? I've heard that MMA in particular attracts obnoxious dudebro types (still want to do that and krav maga though; being thrown around while feebly trying to attack people is my #1 favorite activity). May just have to settle for magnet fishing.

MMA attracts all kinds but a lot of those guys are really cool and humble

**Frownland** · 01-26-2018, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Do all war movies promote war even if they try to be anti-war?

Serious question.

Depends but generally yes because they tend to focus on personal traumas and create sympathy for our military as opposed to the war itself.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Who cares? Saving Private Ryan has so many silly moments, but Jesus Christ all those people getting shot in the D-Day scene is awesome.

Oh, I guess you don't know how I am about propaganda. I care. Also that movie just draaaaaaags on for way too long.

Trollheart · 01-26-2018, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

When/if I wake up, I'll be 60

(Like, six years older than me...)

Happy Birthday, man!

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Those don't have a culture of *******ry surrounding them. Moot point. I do think that darts are boring though.

And contribute to obesity and alcoholism. And eye injuries.

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Originally Posted by Exo

Have you ever met a f*cking bowler? They're awful.

Yeah but they're old and feeble. You can push them over and they can't get back up.

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Originally Posted by Exo

And regular people golf too you opinionated f*ck. Case and point? Me.

No, sorry. Once you step onto a golf course their ******* field is activated and you become "one of them"....

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Are sports like archery and martial arts plagued with awfulness too? I've heard that MMA in particular attracts obnoxious dudebro types (still want to do that and krav maga though; being thrown around while feebly trying to attack people is my #1 favorite activity). May just have to settle for magnet fishing.

You bitch! What have you got against poor magnets??

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Do all war movies promote war even if they try to be anti-war?

Serious question.

Born on the Fourth of July? All Quiet on the Western Front?

OccultHawk · 01-26-2018, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Who cares? Saving Private Ryan has so many silly moments, but Jesus Christ all those people getting shot in the D-Day scene is awesome.

That scene in the theater was ****ing boss

Chula Vista · 01-26-2018, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I somewhat understand you a little bit kinda sorta not really but maybe a bit.

*blushes* I think it moved.....

Golf is so awesome on many levels. (Caddyshack is NOT a point of reference BTW)

1. As Exo said, fresh air and exercise. And if you think golf isn't strenuous you've never played a full round. I've suffered a number of injuries from golf. Ever torn an intercostal muscle? Painful as all ****.

2. Golf is a party if you play with friends. Lots of drinking, sometimes some bud, and lots of hilarity. The 19th hole is like a keg party. Everyone is exhausted but nicely buzzed. Stories start getting swapped about the day on the course.

3. Golf is universal. Linda and I use to hook up with an Asian couple to play a round. We could maybe understand a dozen words between us, but we always had a blast playing together. "NICE SHOT" translates across all languages.

4. Golf is all about camaraderie. You hook up with a complete stranger(s) on the first tee, and 4.5 hours later after 300+ combined shots you are laughing and having fun like the best of buds (99% of the time). Everyone appreciates a good shot. Everyone has had a blow up hole and knows when to look away from a meltdown.

OccultHawk · 01-26-2018, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

(Like, six years older than me...)

Happy Birthday, man!

And contribute to obesity and alcoholism. And eye injuries.

Yeah but they're old and feeble. You can push them over and they can't get back up.

No, sorry. Once you step onto a golf course their ******* field is activated and you become "one of them"....

You bitch! What have you got against poor magnets??

Born on the Fourth of July? All Quiet on the Western Front?

I feel like it’s always romanticized on film. The printed word has the power.

Anti-drug movies are worse though. Especially heroin stories. Reading it you can kind of get it.

**Frownland** · 01-26-2018, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

*blushes* I think it moved.....

Golf is so awesome on many levels. (Caddyshack is NOT a point of reference BTW)

1. As Exo said, fresh air and exercise. And if you think golf isn't strenuous you've never played a full round. I've suffered a number of injuries from golf. Ever torn an intercostal muscle? Painful as all ****.

2. Golf is a party if you play with friends. Lots of drinking, sometimes some bud, and lots of hilarity. The 19th hole is like a keg party. Everyone is exhausted but nicely buzzed. Stories start getting swapped about the day on the course.

3. Golf is universal. Linda and I use to hook up with an Asian couple to play a round. We could maybe understand a dozen words between us, but we always had a blast playing together. "NICE SHOT" translates across all languages.

4. Golf is all about camaraderie. You hook up with a complete stranger(s) on the first tee, and 4.5 hours later after 300+ combined shots you are laughing and having fun like the best of buds (99% of the time). Everyone appreciates a good shot. Everyone has had a blow up hole and knows when to look away from a meltdown.

**** all of that dumb yuppie **** and anyone who likes it. It takes more than a brochure to sell me garbage.

Trollheart · 01-26-2018, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

**** all of that dumb yuppie **** and anyone who likes it. It takes more than a brochure to sell me garbage.

#Frownchulephenor

The transformation is complete!