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Old 01-23-2018, 02:12 PM   #47741 (permalink)
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You have no friends and your sister has MS. Who else is going to slap you on the back? And the doctors didn't even tell you what was in it? Slackin'.
Thumbs down on bringing his sister into the joke.
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:16 PM   #47742 (permalink)
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You have no friends and your sister has MS. Who else is going to slap you on the back? And the doctors didn't even tell you what was in it? Slackin'.
I honestly don't know if they told me. They may have. I was just happy I wasn't going to die. All I heard was "Ah no that's okay" and everything after that was the sound of birds singing and my heart returning to its normal beat.
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I had a lump on my neck like that. After a few DR visits with co-pays, $900 and an MRI later it turned out to be muscle tissue. ****in quacks.
Next time try human doctors. I've heard bad things about those ducks.
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Thumbs down on bringing his sister into the joke.
In fairness, I think he was just saying she wouldn't be in a position to slap me on the back, which she would not.
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:18 PM   #47743 (permalink)
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They sure doctored your bank account at least.
My first time ever seeing a doc for myself. I wanted to shove my entire bank branch down the DR's throat. Smug little ****er knew what was up the whole time, and played off my worries. It's a ****en sham. I won't set foot in a DR's office again unless I'm dying and people are screaming at me telling me I am in fact dying. Even then, It's iffy.
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Old 01-23-2018, 02:33 PM   #47744 (permalink)
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In fairness, I think he was just saying she wouldn't be in a position to slap me on the back, which she would not.
Obviously. Couldn't very well leave her out. That would be prejudiced.
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Seriously, two doctors have confirmed it's something called a lymphoma or something like that.
I think you mean "lipoma" (fatty tumor) which is entirely different than "lymphoma" (cancer of the immune system).
It's kind of a good idea when talking about things like this for everyone to get their terms right.
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Old 01-23-2018, 03:21 PM   #47746 (permalink)
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I think you mean "lipoma" (fatty tumor) which is entirely different than "lymphoma" (cancer of the immune system).
It's kind of a good idea when talking about things like this for everyone to get their terms right.
Ok grand, thanks for that. The doctors didn't spell it for me, so sorry if I misinformed anyone. All I know is that I'm going to live. I was not looking forward (obviously) to gathering the family together to see what could be done about Karen when I was gone.
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Old 01-23-2018, 10:18 PM   #47747 (permalink)
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Somebody sent messages to my friend's wife telling her that he was going to 'save' her from him and kill him if she wanted and apparently was watching him at work and said that he loves her and she will love him too. It was quite creepy. The police aren't treating it like violent threats they told him they have the case under cyber bullying so they aren't going to be doing much to look into it. Police better hope they catch him first.
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I just ate a meat and cheese board in the bathtub, then threw a bunch of cheese in the toilet so I could see what it would look like after hours of getting waterlogged.

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Somebody sent messages to my friend's wife telling her that he was going to 'save' her from him and kill him if she wanted and apparently was watching him at work and said that he loves her and she will love him too. It was quite creepy. The police aren't treating it like violent threats they told him they have the case under cyber bullying so they aren't going to be doing much to look into it. Police better hope they catch him first.
Jesus that sounds creepy and scary. Hope nothing happens.
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I hope a starving African child kicks you in the cooter.
Hey, she can always invite African children to come fish in her toilet! Sounds like a new reality show may just have been born!
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