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I honestly don't know if they told me. They may have. I was just happy I wasn't going to die. All I heard was "Ah no that's okay" and everything after that was the sound of birds singing and my heart returning to its normal beat.

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1918860)

I had a lump on my neck like that. After a few DR visits with co-pays, $900 and an MRI later it turned out to be muscle tissue. ****in quacks.

Next time try human doctors. I've heard bad things about those ducks.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1918867)

Thumbs down on bringing his sister into the joke.

In fairness, I think he was just saying she wouldn't be in a position to slap me on the back, which she would not.

Plankton

01-23-2018 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1918862)

They sure doctored your bank account at least.

My first time ever seeing a doc for myself. I wanted to shove my entire bank branch down the DR's throat. Smug little ****er knew what was up the whole time, and played off my worries. It's a ****en sham. I won't set foot in a DR's office again unless I'm dying and people are screaming at me telling me I am in fact dying. Even then, It's iffy.

The Batlord

01-23-2018 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1918873)

In fairness, I think he was just saying she wouldn't be in a position to slap me on the back, which she would not.

Obviously. Couldn't very well leave her out. That would be prejudiced.

rostasi

01-23-2018 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1918747)

Seriously, two doctors have confirmed it's something called a lymphoma or something like that.

I think you mean "lipoma" (fatty tumor) which is entirely different than "lymphoma" (cancer of the immune system).
It's kind of a good idea when talking about things like this for everyone to get their terms right. :usehead:

Trollheart

01-23-2018 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1918935)

Ok grand, thanks for that. The doctors didn't spell it for me, so sorry if I misinformed anyone. All I know is that I'm going to live. I was not looking forward (obviously) to gathering the family together to see what could be done about Karen when I was gone.

Lucem Ferre

01-23-2018 09:18 PM

Somebody sent messages to my friend's wife telling her that he was going to 'save' her from him and kill him if she wanted and apparently was watching him at work and said that he loves her and she will love him too. It was quite creepy. The police aren't treating it like violent threats they told him they have the case under cyber bullying so they aren't going to be doing much to look into it. Police better hope they catch him first.

Paedantic Basterd

01-23-2018 10:19 PM

I just ate a meat and cheese board in the bathtub, then threw a bunch of cheese in the toilet so I could see what it would look like after hours of getting waterlogged.

CAUSE I'M A ****ING ADULT THAT'S WHY

The Batlord

01-24-2018 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd (Post 1919262)

I hope a starving African child kicks you in the cooter.

Trollheart

01-24-2018 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1919257)

Jesus that sounds creepy and scary. Hope nothing happens.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1919279)