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**Exo** · 01-26-2018, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Other than nailing a monster drive down the middle or sinking a 25+ foot putt, the best things about golf are carts, beers while waiting to tee off, grabbing a hot dog at the turn, the 19th hole (of course), and these ladies.

On most courses they sell beer, nips, snacks, soda, and cigars. They drive around all day so a cold beer is always less than 15 minutes away no matter where you are on the course.

I'm also an avid golfer. High School Varsity IN FACT. You nailed golf. I love when there's a back up at a tee box because it gives us beer and cigarette time and we can just chill in the cart with our feet up and enjoy the fresh air and the foul air of the cigarette in my lungs. Also a perfect time to sh*t talk the last hole.

And beer girl is always called beer girl no matter where you're playing.

Paul Smeenus · 01-26-2018, 01:43 PM

When/if I wake up, I'll be 60

OccultHawk · 01-26-2018, 01:44 PM

They sell nips?

**Frownland** · 01-26-2018, 01:45 PM

I wouldn't expect Chula to be the type to perv out on the call girl.

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Originally Posted by Exo

I'm also an avid golfer. High School Varsity IN FACT. You nailed golf. I love when there's a back up at a tee box because it gives us beer and cigarette time and we can just chill in the cart with our feet up and enjoy the fresh air and the foul air of the cigarette in my lungs. Also a perfect time to sh*t talk the last hole.

And beer girl is always called beer girl no matter where you're playing.

You are the scum of society. Stop doing what you're doing.

**Exo** · 01-26-2018, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You are the scum of society. Stop doing what you're doing.

Nothing wrong with golf man.

**Frownland** · 01-26-2018, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Nothing wrong with golf man.

Except for the fact that it's boring, negatively impactful on the environment, and attracts the lowest forms of mankind i.e. you.

grindy · 01-26-2018, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

When/if I wake up, I'll be 60

Con.. grats... I guess (?)

**Exo** · 01-26-2018, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Except for the fact that it's boring, negatively impactful on the environment, and attracts the lowest forms of mankind i.e. you.

It's not boring to me. The courses I play on are beautifully kept. They're parks. Golf courses are parks you have to pay to go to and you get to hit a ball with a stick and sh*t. There are plenty of awful assh*le golfers but I ain't one of them so suck mah diiiiick.

**Frownland** · 01-26-2018, 01:51 PM

If you're a golfer, you're an ******* golfer.

**Exo** · 01-26-2018, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

If you're a golfer, you're an ******* golfer.

You have yet to explain this. I'm going full Chula on your ass right now.

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