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Trollheart 01-20-2018 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1917398)
When I was a teenager I used to wear jogging bottoms under my jeans, to 'pad' my legs up a bit :cool:

Weighed just under 8 stone, about 50kg :cool:
I've always been 9 stone, probably always will be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1917399)
And you can't even be bothered to be stylish about it. Mom jeans ffs.
*looks up "style"*....
Not like I have a choice is it?
Also, **** off. At least they fit. What are yours: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL? You get yours specially made at the army surplus tent store? :D

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-20-2018 12:14 PM
i wear size 30 waist jeans

i reckon batlord could use me as a belt providing he could find a pair of jeans big enough to fit him in the first place :cool:

The Batlord 01-20-2018 12:21 PM
The waist is fine, but the crotch is always way too tight.

Cuthbert 01-20-2018 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1917425)
The waist is fine, but the crotch is always way too tight.
Massive cock :cool:

Chula Vista 01-20-2018 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1917431)
Massive cock :cool:
https://deronbelt.files.wordpress.co..._cucumber2.jpg

Trollheart 01-20-2018 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1917431)
Massive cock :cool:
He is, yes. This is very true. But what has this to do with his jeans size?

Chiomara 01-20-2018 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1917425)
The waist is fine, but the crotch is always way too tight.
Clearly the solution is a jean skirt (popular with horse girls and Pentecostal moms everywhere)
https://s18.postimg.org/fpo9ow849/wt0556-main.jpg

The Batlord 01-20-2018 07:26 PM
How am I supposed to pee standing up in that?

Chiomara 01-20-2018 07:32 PM
You lift it up over your head and hope for the best. #RealHorseGirlsMakeDo

The Batlord 01-20-2018 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1917587)
You lift it up over your head and hope for the best. #RealHorseGirlsMakeDo
Real men are terrified of the power of their dick and always aim to make sure they don't pee on their foot.


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