Golf's fine, but it requires beer and a cart. Walking with all those clubs is ass and I'd feel like a twat if I had a caddie.

lol

Watching golf puts me to sleep. When's the next Tiger Woods scandal?

Just got offered a few shifts at a new record shop a few towns over. It's non permanent, just when he needs help. But I got two shifts next week at $15/hr doing the thing i love most in the world and I'm f*cking pumped.

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Congrats man, record shop gigs are tough to snag.

Nice one. I sense a new journal in the style of High Fidelity ....?

That's dope, congrats dude!

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The journal will wait until/if I get steady work there. For now it's just a few shifts.

I'll sacrifice some tiny Batlords to the Great God Cth'hulu in the hope he will grant you a permanent position.

Other than nailing a monster drive down the middle or sinking a 25+ foot putt, the best things about golf are carts, beers while waiting to tee off, grabbing a hot dog at the turn, the 19th hole (of course), and these ladies.

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On most courses they sell beer, nips, snacks, soda, and cigars. They drive around all day so a cold beer is always less than 15 minutes away no matter where you are on the course.