That post is so 2006.

OMFG yes. This would have been one of my proudest gaming stories. A vaguely similar one is how I was playing a WW2 real-time strategy game (Blitzkrieg) in the last Russian mission where I was invading Berlin, instead of using tanks, planes, and artillery to force my way across a heavily defended front I instead sent unsupported infantry units of between 100-200 men to their deaths over and over and over and over again, over a period of many hours, just because the dead bodies didn't disappear in this game and I wanted to completely carpet the massive map on this mission in my men's intestines. The visual evidence of my lack of humanity (that now doesn't exist unfortunately) was one of my proudest gaming moments. It was truly a Stalingrad-esque display of madness.

Techno-zombies can't comprehend this metalcore comic book magic.

for the millionth saturday in a row work is super dead so i’m spending my day getting paid to watch nightblue3 stream. employee of the month quality.

Aren't you afraid of being let go if it's so slack?

na. in my position there’s not a lot that can be done if we don’t have any appointments. my job is to sell/order parts. if there’s no parts to sell/order i’m pretty much here for no reason.

the management here really likes me for some reason. they’re talking about training me in service and (car) sales in the near future. dunno how i lucked out on that one but ill take it.

Plus what good does worrying about it do you

Helps you lose weight.

You have to wear women's jeans.