Bend over.

I believe this is what we call "anger displacement"

Uh huh. Let's see how chipper you are after being an hour late to work because of a congregation of douchenozzles.

Gays
Overly
Like
Fellatio

Golf sucks
Ogolf sucks
Lgolf sucks
Fuck golf

Golf
Only
Leads
to
Fuckwads

That is incredibly chantable.

All those who proclaim golf sucks and have actually played the game to come to that conclusion, raise your hands.

Thought so.....

I've never gone real golfing but I'm really good at Mario Golf

I've played golf. Golf is ass. Go give Patrick Bateman a blowjob.